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JugglingRick t1_j9i53oc wrote
Reply to comment by Over-Conversation220 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
He asked to take a photo with my dog, he's a shy/aggressive great Pyrenees, so I said no I'm good. I got an immediate weird fuckin vibe from him.
A week later people started spreading the word that he's a pedo. My girlfriend told him to get the fuck out of town when she saw him last week. You can see him here melting down after someone threatened him.
Crono9 t1_j9i5059 wrote
Reply to comment by ryantrw5 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Tickle me and rub my belly!
Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9i4txi wrote
Reply to comment by JugglingRick in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Sorry that you had to encounter him. It’s weird to post this bonkers headline and then actually find someone who encountered him in the comments.
Tonyhillzone t1_j9i4h9v wrote
Reply to Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
His next joke will be 'inside' a prison cell.
JugglingRick t1_j9i4d8h wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
This guy is fuckin weird, walked by him with my dog a few weeks ago and he gave me the creeps, then I heard he was a pedo and got used to cosplay as evil Elmo.
Locals are telling him to kick rocks and get out of town.
Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9i40s2 wrote
Reply to comment by TossPowerTrap in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
It really is a shame. If you’re going to be a neo-nazi, leave the Cookie Monster out of it.
gamedwarf24 t1_j9i3yc2 wrote
Reply to comment by notfuckyfuckfuck in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
He's the Purveyor of the world famous EBDBB&B.
TossPowerTrap t1_j9i3t7e wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
I was hoping he wasn't a douchenozzle. Disappoint.
Elusive_Martian t1_j9i3a1y wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Gorefield be like:
Stepawayfrmthkyboard t1_j9i1nph wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Turns into a real monster after too my cookies
mycatistakingover t1_j9i0qaf wrote
Reply to comment by thzmand in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Frame it as a public health issue if you want, I really don't care. There is an argument to call affirmative action racist, but pregnancy and breast cancer are biological processes, not rules/systems created by society. No one is calling them sexist. There are plenty of issues in society that disproportionately hurt men that need to be resolved too and until there is an alternative term that is well known, I will happily call the draft and handling of men's mental health sexist too. Why can't we say that gender affects people's quality of life in different ways and try to address that? You don't need malicious people to make a certain demographic's lives worse.
Correct-Med5992 t1_j9hyzl4 wrote
Reply to comment by Jeraimee in Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
Boom
Correct-Med5992 t1_j9hywhn wrote
Reply to Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
Isn’t that what all of them say? Doesn’t he realize that by him saying “it’s an inside joke” he is literally telling them “yes I am guilty”?
Jeraimee t1_j9hy261 wrote
Reply to Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
Are we still doing "phrasing"?
thzmand t1_j9hwyol wrote
Reply to comment by mycatistakingover in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
You people....never stop....like evangelical Christians that think Monster Energy has satanic messaging. This can arguably be a public safety issue for pedestrians, but it is certainly not a gender issue. And even if it is a gender issue that doesn't make it sexist in any way shape or form. Unless of course anything that disproportionately impacts women is sexist. In which case, affirmative action is sexist, and pregnancy is sexist, and breast cancer is sexist. Of course that term isn't helpful to describe patterns that affect genders differently, which is why nobody uses it that way.
thzmand t1_j9hwab4 wrote
Reply to comment by no-comment-3 in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
>Unfortunately, the reality is that in some sectors, in order to feed your family, some people may find themselves required to put up with illegal abuses of power in order to be allowed to keep their jobs, or face other barriers that limit them unfairly.
That's the reason behind my sentiment.
Trap_Cubicle5000 t1_j9hvvxp wrote
Reply to comment by TroyF3 in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Absolutely, just as soon as I can induce you to read the article.
There you might learn that the council of Cambridgeshire is going to spend money on a review of the current gritting network to ensure that it is up-to-date and cost effective, as slip-and-fall claims that occur on the roads and sidewalks that go unsalted in favor of more major thouroughfares against the city cost money that might otherwise be saved if these sidewalks and residential roads took more of a precedence and potentially save money in the long run by implementing a more equitable and efficient system.
No where does it state that the service to major roads will be cut. Intentional, scientifically executed oversight of government services are necessary and if it takes a bit of a kick in the ass to make it happen, so be it.
notfuckyfuckfuck t1_j9hvu79 wrote
Reply to comment by UltimateThrowawayNam in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Goddamn it!
UltimateThrowawayNam t1_j9hvp5z wrote
Reply to comment by notfuckyfuckfuck in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
That guy you shouldn’t taco’bout
NJDevilsFan1 t1_j9hvlkb wrote
Reply to comment by notfuckyfuckfuck in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
This guy dont know taco, canyoubelievethat?
notfuckyfuckfuck t1_j9hu656 wrote
Reply to comment by ryantrw5 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Who’s taco?
mikeydmac t1_j9hs9jx wrote
Reply to Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
You guys wouldn't get it, it is an inside joke /s
wwarnout t1_j9hs29k wrote
Reply to Man convicted of molesting boy during sleepover and offering sex act, says it was 'inside joke' by SYLOH
Now he will be subject to a real "inside joke".
Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9hksyd wrote
Reply to comment by bigbangbilly in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
I really don’t want to relive 2016
Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9i5ofd wrote
Reply to comment by JugglingRick in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
I was not prepared for that voice. That is all so weird. Glad you all are safe.