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Iwonatoasteroven t1_j9hiyrm wrote
Reply to comment by enzovrlrd in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
It’s just water over the bridge now.
nowhereisaguy t1_j9hdgrv wrote
Reply to comment by mycatistakingover in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
‘Twas but a joke
mycatistakingover t1_j9hcwg9 wrote
Reply to comment by nowhereisaguy in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Did you even read it? The investigation found that women were more likely to trip chain (i.e. take multiple stops on their daily journeys that required exiting the car). E.g. leave work, pick up dry cleaning, pick up kids from school, drop them off at extracurricular activities. They were also found to do more walking in the vicinity of the home. More time spent walking means greater chances you will slip and fall.
bigbangbilly t1_j9hcbwp wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Are Mascots the new Clowns?
mycatistakingover t1_j9hc6jo wrote
Reply to comment by thzmand in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
I believe the investigation/test was done with the explicit motive to check if there was gender based biases affecting the system. It was an audit the local government was conducting on themselves to question the status quo of how cities are run. A system doesn't need to be sexist in intent to be sexist in impact. If a lot of systems like urban planning and road cleaning were put into place at a time where it was only men making the decisions, don't you think there may have been blind spots? And doesn't it make sense to go looking for those blind spots because by definition you don't know where they are unless you look?
OhHappyDay2day t1_j9hbutt wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
It's the new local heavy metal band singer.
Responsible_Shine666 t1_j9ha2fn wrote
Reply to comment by Spire_Citron in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
I’m my experience. Women can wear whatever they want. While us men have to wear a full suit and coat in the unbearable summer. Then we get to see commercials complaining how much us men stink in the summer time.
Ban-Circumcision-Now t1_j9h7n5c wrote
Reply to comment by quats5 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Theory?!?!
Thought this was common knowledge
malikearnest t1_j9h78lf wrote
Reply to comment by sdgoat in San Diego police attempt to lure man off Mission Valley Mall roof with McDonald's by sdgoat
A negotiation tactic. Most likely assumed he was hungry because he was up there for several hours.
SelectiveSanity t1_j9h4gq8 wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
They're hoping he'll help them with an invasive species that threatens the local trees.
[deleted] t1_j9h33bf wrote
Reply to comment by 4morian5 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
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Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9h2mzv wrote
Reply to comment by Pleasant_Shelter in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
This crime was the exact point he went from being a cookie menace to a Cookie Monster
adfraggs t1_j9h2jww wrote
Reply to comment by Clutteredmind275 in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
I must say, this is one of the best examples and explanations of systemic racism that I've ever come across. reddit does have it's moments of magic.
Pleasant_Shelter t1_j9h1tr0 wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Gotta wonder about the details surrounding the extortion case involving the Girl Scouts mentioned in the article. My mind can’t help but go to GS cookie sales.
4morian5 t1_j9gyy02 wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Of course the police are suspicious of Cookie Monster.
He's a person of color with an addiction problem.
Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9gvfdf wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
Gets even better …
> A Los Angeles Times article from 2016 identified the man as Oregon-born Adam Sandler (no, not that Adam Sandler).
Swampwolf42 t1_j9gu2mt wrote
Reply to comment by Over-Conversation220 in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
I C what you did there
no-comment-3 t1_j9gu0fz wrote
Reply to comment by thzmand in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
I personally want to work in a world where what you're saying is true.
Unfortunately, the reality is that in some sectors, in order to feed your family, some people may find themselves required to put up with illegal abuses of power in order to be allowed to keep their jobs, or face other barriers that limit them unfairly.
If you think those barriers and abuses don't exist, well, congratultions on your lottery win, sir.
Over-Conversation220 OP t1_j9gr6r2 wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
That’s good enough for me
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j9gl0kx wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
When they say "don't engage", they mean don't give him cookies, don't they?
CompetitionFar734 t1_j9gk4tl wrote
Reply to comment by p314159i in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
Not half, not some, but all of my cash!
ryantrw5 t1_j9gi8tz wrote
Reply to ‘Cookie Monster’ sightings unsettling locals; police say not to engage by Over-Conversation220
It’s probably taco
Frowggi t1_j9gbguu wrote
Reply to Vanderbilt University Staff Apologized For Using AI To Write An Email To Students About The Shooting At Michigan State by funkedelic_bob
The new easy button is that. Don't care that students at your school were just massacred because you don't have time. Have ChatGPT draught you a moving public statement to allay the suffering of your faculty, students, and community. Everyone benefits!
TroyF3 t1_j9hjyqb wrote
Reply to comment by Trap_Cubicle5000 in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Can I introduce you to the concept of economics (I.e. the study of scarcity and it’s implications)?