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sanjsrik t1_j9dp5rz wrote
Reply to San Diego police attempt to lure man off Mission Valley Mall roof with McDonald's by sdgoat
Were they trying to kill him faster?
no-comment-3 t1_j9dnat1 wrote
Reply to comment by ZoharDTeach in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
you should probably get off the internet and talk to real people for a bit.
justhavingfunMT t1_j9dk0i6 wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
After reading community info I seem to remember a rule that was fairly high on the list. No reposting of the same story. There are several repostings of the same story and I just started cruising through here today. Curiou? Overlooked rules, what other rules might you neglect?
justhavingfunMT t1_j9djq4i wrote
I think one of the main reasons, other than committing crimes, that people end up in prison.......they're stupid.
Pokemanic33 t1_j9dj9bx wrote
Reply to comment by SkeezixMcJohnsonson in Women’s soccer team in Congo attacks ref over controversial call by Crazy-News59
It's not, OP is a spam account that posts links to this garbage spam site on news subs
[deleted] t1_j9dimxf wrote
Reply to comment by Spire_Citron in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
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justhavingfunMT t1_j9dhyft wrote
Coincidentally, they aren't the first married couple to have this scenario in their life and still be together. Absolutely fantastic movie based on the true story of the other couple, I love You To Death. Kevin Kline, Tracy Ulman, River Phoenix, Keanu Reeves, Joan Plowright all had amazing parts and an absolutely funny movie that I'm going to now find and watch, for probably the 10th time.
FuzzyGroat t1_j9dhfx9 wrote
Reply to comment by Suspicious-Blood9764 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Yes, its all just the tripe from the "reality based community" throws off the integrity of the whole faith based approach.
Trap_Cubicle5000 t1_j9dha1p wrote
Reply to comment by Lightsides in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
They're the kind of work that housewives do - going to other homes to help out their families, grocery shopping, other shopping, dropping off and picking up children from school, social activities, doctors appointments.
hoosierdaddy192 t1_j9dh466 wrote
Reply to comment by stewmander in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Who the fuck is downvoting Letterkenny? You got a problem with Letterkenny you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.
FuzzyGroat t1_j9dh1ap wrote
Reply to comment by Khaldara in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
No no no, she got this info from a much more credible source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEKVMTwW9S0
p314159i t1_j9dgx29 wrote
Reply to UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
"Bitch better have my money"
- Pimp Supreme Chancellor of the Exchequer
Brener69 t1_j9dgw2g wrote
He took a dog doo snow cone and shoved it in my right eye
D-redditAvenger t1_j9dgjjv wrote
Reply to comment by namezam in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Explain to me the point of your hypothesis? Is your intention to fine them for not building there? Make them build it there?
Trap_Cubicle5000 t1_j9dggty wrote
Reply to comment by otirk in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Why? Honestly, what's the problem with that analysis?
justhavingfunMT t1_j9dgbxy wrote
My penis is usually kind of tucked when I'm sleeping. Was he sleeping with a boner and passed out drunk or whacked out on some benzo or opiate. I wake up if something was heating my penis up just a little bit.
Brener69 t1_j9dflml wrote
Reply to comment by doginjoggers in Reading bus out of action after swan lands on roof by Calla89
Probably Ms. Swan. That would definitely put it out of action.
Ahelex t1_j9depcm wrote
Reply to comment by TimeTravelMishap in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
Would marginal tax mean more of the feet is shown if they are in the next tax bracket?
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Brener69 t1_j9decw6 wrote
Reply to comment by vandalia in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Kinda funny/related, there's a Dr. Wahba W. Wahba in Daytona Beach, FL. I always imagine his middle name is Wahba and you say it like Fozzie Bear, Wahba Wahba Wahba.
Stupid things I do to amuse myself.
Spire_Citron t1_j9dd88c wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
I mean, it is pretty shitty if you're using it to harass people whose finances you know nothing about, especially in a targeted way just because you have something against them.
ZhugeSimp t1_j9dcpqu wrote
Reply to comment by Spire_Citron in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
Probably both? During its popularity instagram 'models' were rage posting on Twitter about being auditted
Vice quickly went to thier defense
Spire_Citron t1_j9dbqtw wrote
Reply to comment by ZhugeSimp in UK tax authority nudges net 'influencers': You may owe us for those OnlyFans feet pics by james8475
Is this in cases where you somehow actually know they're committing tax evasion, or are people just reporting random people under the assumption that they are and hoping to get a payout?
Jellote t1_j9d8d2q wrote
Reply to comment by Infinite_Flatworm_44 in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Covid denier suggests bring back redlining, nobody surprised.
Bionic_Ferir t1_j9dps6q wrote
Reply to comment by namezam in Gritting routes are ‘sexist’ says Cambridgeshire highways chief and ‘must change’ by Bald__egg
Its a dog whistle in corporate form... I'm not racist but none of my locations are near black people