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daedazed t1_j991ooi wrote
The woman who did this was my friend's grandma, AMA
Throwaway08080909070 t1_j98ywnj wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Don't be such a Koons.
willstr1 t1_j98ymo5 wrote
Reply to comment by Faptain__Marvel in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Everything you said is accurate except the small house. It looks like it is only valued at $40k which is unfortunately far from the price of a house.
jlaw54 t1_j98ygbi wrote
New Zealand is a long way from everywhere.
Some say it’s not even on the map.
Maxy2388 t1_j98xyyt wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Trust the bing AI to go terminator. Luckily for us it’ll take a minute to respond once you ask it something
BaconIsAVeg2 t1_j98vj1v wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway08080909070 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Tell me you didn't even glance at the article without telling me you didn't read the article.
Faptain__Marvel t1_j98uupz wrote
An event for the wealthy, by the wealthy, in which a wealthy person accidentally destroys a small glass token that wealthy people value at the cost of a small home.
All the wealthy just laugh it off because the remaining glass tokens are now more valuable to the wealthy. Champagne everyone! Even our farts smell delicious.
bigmilker OP t1_j98rq5c wrote
Reply to comment by waxonwaxoff87 in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
Just needs her efforts redirected
RoninSoul t1_j98rhdc wrote
>The sculpture was part of a limited edition which has now shrunk from 799 to 798.
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>"That's a good thing for the collectors," Mr Boero told the Times, laughing.
I really hope the insurance company doesn't give them a penny, give them something to really laugh about.
waxonwaxoff87 t1_j98r7sa wrote
Reply to comment by bigmilker in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
She’s a bit confused but she has the spirit.
waxonwaxoff87 t1_j98r3bh wrote
Reply to Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
She was caught red handed
peter-doubt t1_j98ozvu wrote
Reply to comment by imakenosensetopeople in Flight from Auckland lands 16 hours later in … Auckland by GuacaHoly
Did they get their frequent flyer milage credit?
imakenosensetopeople t1_j98olet wrote
Tl;dr: an outage at their destination, JFK, meant the plan turned around and just went back to Auckland.
If I was on a plane for 16 hours and went nowhere, I’d just give up on flying. Goddamn.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j98o95k wrote
You know it's bad when China and Iran say you go too far
Cr1ms0nDemon t1_j98mn7b wrote
That's about what I got paid by Albertson's Osco in high school
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_poor t1_j98ftzy wrote
At least women have access to safe & legal abortions in China
iankurtisjackson t1_j9892ny wrote
I'm ok with this. That Koons stuff sucks.
Schiffy94 t1_j9858ao wrote
Reply to comment by Professor126 in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
"He was eating his cookie at me!" - Bonnie Plunkett
Schiffy94 t1_j984yfy wrote
Reply to comment by DamnBunny in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Nah, it's just Florida.
MacDugin t1_j97w23a wrote
I am very disappointed in people sometimes.
Throwaway08080909070 t1_j97t9iq wrote
Reply to comment by GrandmaPoses in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
There are curators and there are curators, I believe that the ones caring for art that isn't mass produced crap probably care a lot more than ones looking at the 799'th balloon animal in a series.
ThePhoneBook t1_j97pxln wrote
Reply to comment by Tahxeol in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Well exactly
DragPackDoug t1_j97pd3s wrote
Reply to comment by GrandmaPoses in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
That just proves that the curators aren't in on the scam
isekai-coffee t1_j991pav wrote
Reply to Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
the world could do with a little less koons "art" imo.