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TheHighWarlord t1_j97o7d8 wrote
Don't worry people, capitalism is working as intended.
bitterzipper t1_j97ns4f wrote
It would be more interesting as art if they continued displaying it as broken shards.
Throwaway08080909070 t1_j97nqcm wrote
Reply to comment by banana_spectacled in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
My point is that a balloon animal remains a balloon animal, regardless of its noted monetary value or location in a museum. It's a dick move to vandalize things, it's also no great loss to the world that this balloon animal popped.
Both of those things are true.
GrandmaPoses t1_j97mexx wrote
Reply to comment by ledow in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Curators are not hoping shit gets fucked up, that’s ludicrous.
PotatoBus t1_j97g92y wrote
Reply to comment by imnotsoho in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Capital gains may come into play, but I'm not an accountant.
Sokobanky t1_j97esya wrote
Reply to comment by Pygmyponymontana in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
Being a garden variety gay isn’t enough for people to care about any more so this dude has decided to become gay 2.0. He still gets to indulge in all the privileges that come with outwardly being a rich white male, but also gets the oppression points of being able to correct people when they say that he is a man.
Tahxeol t1_j97e5m9 wrote
Reply to comment by ThePhoneBook in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
You cannot dictate how those machines will learn, only what kind of data they can learn from. The moment you let internet provide the learning data, you have lost
imnotsoho t1_j979kr3 wrote
Reply to comment by ledow in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Now that you mention it you may be right. I buy a painting for $1million, value goes to $20 million. I loan it out and someone lights it on fire. I collect $20 million, but since it is insurance payment for damages it is not taxable. Am I right?
Illustrious_Crab1060 t1_j979hr7 wrote
Reply to comment by sneakyturtles7 in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Isn't pretty common to blow up beaver dams? Especially if they cause problems by flooding. Of course only if it's necessary and with proper permits but it's reasonable common and necessary to do
SomebodyInNevada t1_j97996p wrote
Reply to comment by lennyxiii in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
My understanding is that it's one of the most realistic reality shows out there. They're not truly alone but other than providing medical care and evacuation should they tap out the crew pretty much doesn't intervene. (And if they do it's things like one guy who didn't give a hoot about the nudity and they asked him to be a bit more discreet because it was making things so hard on the camera crew to get stuff that could be aired.)
DrSanjizant t1_j978vfa wrote
Coulda been worse.
It coulda been a burnin' "ring of fire"
SomebodyInNevada t1_j978uv8 wrote
Reply to comment by Ejacksin in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
Yeah, sunburn strikes me as a serious issue in many of the places they put the contestants. Forest is one thing but when they're in the open...
SomebodyInNevada t1_j978pwx wrote
Reply to comment by Hascus in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
Yeah, I was trying to understand how you could get a burn without waking up first, but a flying bit could do it.
[deleted] t1_j976zkz wrote
Reply to comment by quats5 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
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Big_Currency_5536 t1_j976ssb wrote
I hope they replace it for him. $12 is $12.
5degreenegativerake t1_j976bt6 wrote
Reply to comment by ALincolnTime in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
Richard B. Toasted.
gumby1004 t1_j975s70 wrote
Reply to comment by rimjobnemesis in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
Vienna sausage
ledow t1_j9754m1 wrote
Reply to comment by quats5 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
Also: Name a $42,000 small, portable, fragile object that you'd put on display where anyone can just touch it or knock it over.
Same for all those paintings worth millions that are just hung on a wall. It's an insurance scam. They're hoping they would be damaged.
And you can still enjoy them perfectly well if they were in a display cabinet or behind a sheet of perspex.
[deleted] t1_j974s2x wrote
Reply to comment by harpejjist in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Key West is really unique in its own old people touristy kinda way. It is HOT AS FUCK, but feels like it's own country. The history is fascinating to seek out if you go looking for it. For some reason, beyond the pie, the iguana infestation is what most sticks in my memory from the visit though. They are absolutely everywhere all over the key. Roadkill lizards blanketing the roads. I'm pretty sure our tour guide said it was open season to exterminate them.
Mary_chiefs t1_j971sgr wrote
Reply to “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Who in the hell was in charge of the debate? Why in the world would they not prepare for this candidate. People are unfucking real & look at the 2 dumb asses watching.
ramanujam t1_j971rx7 wrote
Naked and afraid and roasted now
InternetPeon t1_j970egz wrote
With respect there have been quite a number of Chinese balloons on the loose lately and people are on edge. Jeff Koons entire portfolio may be at heightened risk from fearful 2nd Amendment enthusiasts.
tuan_kaki t1_j970che wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
When one tries to become the pie instead of consuming it
Negative-Emotion-795 t1_j96zopm wrote
Now they'll have to save up their Rockstar bucks to buy a new one at the Diamond Casino.
Loose_Instruction_90 t1_j97oqgr wrote
Reply to Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
I’ve seen this more than I cared for/needed to. Why is this a thing?