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RPDRNick t1_j96z18d wrote
Foreskin to fireskin. Circumsizzled.
quats5 t1_j96wnc8 wrote
A $42,000 limited edition sculpture — one of 799, now 798.
Holy…! I’m starting to put more credence in “art is legal money laundering for the rich” theories. I could see one or maybe even a limited edition of like 5 for this price. EIGHT HUNDRED of these are a mass-produced commodity.
Oh, my bad, that’s why it was only 799 of them, not 800. eyeroll
whatproblems t1_j96wj9d wrote
Reply to comment by ALincolnTime in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
he’s just living up to his name
suburbanplankton t1_j96v848 wrote
Reply to comment by TricksterWolf in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
This is the best solution. Any suffix is redundant here.
UnovaLife t1_j96uzix wrote
Reply to comment by restore_democracy in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
I’m sure he’s afraid now, problem solved!
bigjayrod t1_j96s6ox wrote
Reply to comment by ALincolnTime in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
Careful now, his name is Sam Mouzer. snipers could be anywhere
banana_spectacled t1_j96rnrj wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway08080909070 in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
What’s your point? It’s still a dick head thing to do.
ErectionDenier2024 t1_j96qiu8 wrote
My wife and I watch his partner, Lilly's, videos on YouTube a lot. She's pretty decent but being in the US southwest is completely out of her element.
Oughta be a good episode!
MichaelTruly t1_j96qa9h wrote
“Wasn’t me. The thing just popped.”
BogusException t1_j96q069 wrote
So... we need to either pay them less, or charge more for their work?
...this is hard...
YuanBaoTW t1_j96oj2t wrote
Reply to comment by Hascus in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
>So unlike the comments suggesting this no he did not literally burn his dick off
Hey now. Let's give it time. This won't be the last open flame of the show.
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in Jeff Koons: Visitor breaks iconic Balloon Dog sculpture in Miami by kangarooturd
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espressocycle t1_j96nxrf wrote
Reply to comment by Harahira in Enköping resident bought sex, wanted a refund by Kaoskillen08
They should do this with drugs too. It's so ridiculous that they arrest dealers instead of addicts. Demand creates supply.
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Throwaway08080909070 t1_j96l3ac wrote
Oh god, what an incalculable and incredible loss to the world of art.
...said no one with a straight face.
TricksterWolf t1_j96ktl2 wrote
Reply to comment by Eric1491625 in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
I agree.
I meant it's disturbing how reasonable that figure looks to a soulless corporation. It almost invites them to keep using children.
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mala27369 t1_j96ih6d wrote
3rd world country pretending to be first world...SAD
CounterStreet t1_j96hdrf wrote
Reply to comment by LilG1984 in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
r/totallynotrobots
Llenette1 t1_j96g0qa wrote
Reply to comment by electricdwarf in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
If corporations are "people" we should absolutely jail them.
AlabasterPelican t1_j96fnbk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
The correct answer is to show some respect & call people what they wish to be called - it's super simple. There are however norms to look at particularly in professional writing and academia that usually try to set acceptable norms & standards by this principle. This whole conversation was more akin to a pointless thought experiment than anything.
FoxEuphonium t1_j96dl2b wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisFromIT in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
> You are still saying we should punish people who are innocent in the affair.
That is the harsh reality of living in a large and interconnected society. Any change to try to improve that society on a material level will have short-term losers, and a large portion of them are guaranteed to be people who didn’t do anything wrong. That is
A.) not unique to this topic
B.) not an argument against making changes when necessary
At most, what you should be arguing is “doing this will make innocent people lose their jobs, so if you’re going to do this, have a plan for softening that eventuality.”
theLonelyBinary t1_j96a3ot wrote
Reply to comment by gregorydgraham in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Not to my knowledge. Or at least not the way they do regulations here.
I think they're imagining something more hands on and intensive... more like how PDs sometimes get federal oversight through something like a consent decree. Except, I guess, without the company's consent...like jail is for individuals.
Professor126 t1_j96zfxc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Lawyer here.
If you eat something while locking heavy eye contact and making suggestive faces, sounds and gestures, it could be characterized as sexual harassment.