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emwashe t1_j968jq6 wrote
That would mean he was legit naked and afraid
SirThatsCuba t1_j9681mc wrote
Don't show my boss, this is less than I make and I don't do shit
UraeusCurse t1_j965ulr wrote
TacoMeat563 t1_j962v58 wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
What did the paperwork say?
awfulsome t1_j9609rl wrote
Reply to comment by Askmyrkr in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
support is stronger in rural areas where folks used to work at younger ages, especially farms.
[deleted] t1_j95ywaq wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
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gregorydgraham t1_j95w557 wrote
Reply to comment by electricdwarf in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
You’ve described a regulatory agency
Trolodrol t1_j95vkuj wrote
I have a friend that got a tick on his dick when camping. Another buddy ended up burning it off of him with a cigarette
[deleted] t1_j95vhr7 wrote
Reply to comment by ALincolnTime in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
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AshgarPN t1_j95skdn wrote
The big news here is that this show is still on.
LetsSayAwfulThings t1_j95rrh6 wrote
Reply to Jane Fonda agrees to attend Vienna Opera Ball with Austrian tycoon for 'quite a bit of money' by nimobo
Thought it was a guy operating a Jane Fonda puppet at first
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Reply to comment by AlabasterPelican in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
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TheRealJulesAMJ t1_j95lkmj wrote
Reply to comment by DJWGibson in U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
And for those who need to hear it because a lifetime of neoliberal propaganda has them thinking caring for themselves is self indulgent because if it's not comodifiable and marketable it's a waste of your time
Audre Lorde: “Caring for myself is not self-indulgence, it is self-preservation, and that is an act of political warfare.”
And just in case we still have doubters, here's how Ralph Waldo Emerson put it “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
Now please go forth and work on the greatest accomplishment/ act of political warfare of your life. Be the human magic we all need to truly be free within ourselves, remind people it's possible by being the change we need and wish to see in the world
TightLines022 t1_j95ivsq wrote
Reply to comment by harpejjist in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
He surrounded it with hair and used his tongue in the middle first
Dan-68 t1_j95imiv wrote
Reply to comment by FraustFortress in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
A fine that can be shrugged off as the cost of doing business.
imafraidofmuricans t1_j95f1a7 wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisFromIT in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
The children don't deserve to lose their job?
imafraidofmuricans t1_j95eru4 wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisFromIT in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
>If you make it double the amount of profit they brought it, that is a good way to pretty much shutdown the business.
Oh no.
Anyway.
Ib4 "the people who just let it happen will lose their jobs". Well, dont you believe in the free market and that another company will appear and fill the niche? Besides, if they were employing children they probably weren't that good of an employer to the adults.
We can compromise and nationalize them instead. Or, if you want to keep things "small government" we can forcefully redistribute ownership to the employees.
Any fine less than potential loss of everything will literally just be a cost of doing business. Something you cover with insurance.
harpejjist t1_j95ectt wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
It is on my bucket list to have Key Lime pie from its home. I have had good pie, but I just know California doesn't do it justice.
somedave t1_j95dxbz wrote
Reply to comment by ryanfea in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
I agree I think it's a troll account
jepotthegreat t1_j95dbcw wrote
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doctorwhoobgyn t1_j95ce0t wrote
Naked and Flambèd
generic_edgelord t1_j95cb2v wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Its region locked so i cant read it but my assumption is its effectively a learning cost, the inexpirienced kid is going to accidentally make mistakes which forces you to start over on the entire piece which costs you manhours and material to start over again
but you also cant become good at your job without first being the inexpirienced kid that fucks up and learns from his/her mistakes so somebody inevitably has to foot the bill
sharksnut t1_j95bzhg wrote
When you're starving to death, roasted penis isn't the worst protein option
theLonelyBinary t1_j96a34j wrote
Reply to comment by gregorydgraham in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Not to my knowledge. Or at least not the way they do regulations here.
I think they're imagining something more hands on and intensive... more like how PDs sometimes get federal oversight through something like a consent decree. Except, I guess, without the company's consent...like jail is for individuals.