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harpejjist t1_j94rp70 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Depends. Was he eating the pie in a way that was disrespectful to someone else or to the pie? Because he best not be disrespecting the best pie there is!
NinjaSquib t1_j94qxs3 wrote
I'm straight but I gotta admit that guy's dick was so hot.
SaltifiedReddit t1_j94qtzy wrote
Reply to comment by Aethermations in Killer tries to escape prison disguised as a SHEEP by Utegenthal
Currently reading the Odyssesy
ChrisFromIT t1_j94ph33 wrote
Reply to comment by DarthPelagiusTheNice in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Yes, because every person that works there deserves to lose their job.
/s
Binky390 t1_j94osom wrote
Reply to comment by JordanComoElRio in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
This made me cackle. Thanks hilarious stranger.
DarthPelagiusTheNice t1_j94ok8v wrote
Reply to comment by ChrisFromIT in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
If a company is using child labour it should be shut down
virgilreality t1_j94nv5v wrote
Must have totally misread that "Hot Milfs In Your Area" ad.
Korean_Sandwich t1_j94nbmx wrote
Mr and Mrs smith
Korean_Sandwich t1_j94mqny wrote
Reply to comment by Safety_Drance in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
bwhahaha... experienced amputation witness.
Koffeekage t1_j94mh0m wrote
The female has a youtube channel, Survival Lilly.
Meanderingversion t1_j94m12x wrote
His name was Robert Paulson
dedwards024 t1_j94lwh9 wrote
Must have been really horny to try and have sex with fire
Korean_Sandwich t1_j94lpxh wrote
hotdog now
Avethle t1_j94lhki wrote
Existentialidiot83 t1_j94lg66 wrote
gadget850 t1_j94lcjn wrote
That will be fixed in the Republican states looking to get more children into the workplace.
whama820 t1_j94k519 wrote
Reply to comment by YeahlDid in Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
Okay. I guess it just feels longer.
therobotisjames t1_j94k3ae wrote
“Listen Timmy, if you didn’t want to work why did your mommy and daddy sign these papers saying you have to operate the 40 ton press. Now put your tiny hands on the controls and make these trump coins.”
AreWeThereYet61 t1_j94jc5i wrote
Well, that'll be an awkward moment for the rest of his life.
No baby, I like the lights off.
EmptyKnowledge9314 t1_j94j79v wrote
Munchkinflation
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Reply to comment by ChrisFromIT in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
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Vapur9 t1_j94ho34 wrote
Be prepared to pay more for Tyson foods to cover the fines?
Love4KittyButtholes t1_j94h4nn wrote
Reply to Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
Probably repost bot.
Specialist_Peach4294 t1_j94spt1 wrote
Reply to comment by Polygrammar in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
More like a sperm whale 🐳