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The-loon t1_j94fzfw wrote
Host - contestant was successful in making a fire and gathering food to flourish. Ultimately his PSR lowered to a 1.2 for burning his dick off in the woods though.
Fischer72 t1_j94frl4 wrote
Reply to comment by CrazyCoKids in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Citizens United v Federal Election Commission also asserted this garbage notion 5-4 which ushered the modern system of dark money and Super PACs with donations made through non-profits which don't disclose their donors.
fourfourzero t1_j94f0m8 wrote
>!i had no idea it was so profitable to get caught!<
Clarkeprops t1_j94cyav wrote
I’ll take 3
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Reply to comment by Eric1491625 in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
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Sasquatch_butt6162 t1_j94bzcy wrote
Safes are something men use to keep valuable items in. They know other men want what's in it and that some will take by force. Men protect its contents vigilintly by allowing only themselves to have access and strictly prohibited others access unless indisputable, absolute consent is given by the owners to do so. Safes are solid, heavy and nearly impenetrable therfore making them very expensive, but the protection it offers to its valuable contents justifies the cost to these men.
So why in hell should women pay more than men do to keep their valuable possessions in flimsy, delicately fragile safes made of a few millimeters of fucking cotton?
euchrebot t1_j94bz4r wrote
That’s a good bargain. No wonder companies do it even with the fines
Port-a-John-Splooge t1_j94byeo wrote
TMZ has the video of it
lazyfrenchman t1_j94bwcq wrote
Hard to get in your 60 years of service if you don't start at 10.
Lucid_Duck t1_j94axwc wrote
Firecrotch detected. Redhead confirmed.
napincoming321zzz t1_j94923k wrote
Reply to Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
The article headline and content is incredibly misleading. The governor didn't veto the bill, his office expressed disapproval but it was tabled in committee. The bill didn't have anything to do with warrants specifically seeking menstrual data - no such warrants exist. Basically, the bill would carve out menstrual tracking apps (e.g. Flo, Clue) as EXCLUDED from phone data that could be collected during a warrant.
If the police have a warrant to search your phone for child pornography, or planning to commit murder, etc, they could search every single file on the phone, every app. This bill would specifically carve out menstrual data from that, a protection which does not exist for any other app. Not for your bank app, or your email app, or your Tindr, whatever.
As a Democrat Virginian who has been following this for a while: the bill was signalling from Democrat legislators that they care about defending reproductive choice in the wake of Roe V. Wade overturn, but never had any practical reason to become law. The menstrual app on your phone is not protected by HIPAA, it's not protected records from a healthcare provider. It's the same as if the police have a warrant to search your house and you have a notebook where you have written with pen in which you record your cycle. They can still seize it during the search.
Matthew_A t1_j9471uv wrote
Reply to comment by TheGreatYoRpFiSh in 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
I don't think he was talking about the fire growing
Hungry_Treacle3376 t1_j946ggg wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
Yell the n word between bites?
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ChrisFromIT t1_j945rag wrote
Reply to comment by Parafault in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
If you make it double the amount of profit they brought it, that is a good way to pretty much shutdown the business. It should be like 20% of the revenue. Or something. And it should be based on revenue, not profit too. As they could easily lower their profits for the year when they get fined, thus lowering the amount needed to pay the fine.
bigmilker OP t1_j944zfr wrote
Reply to comment by take7pieces in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
The Dahmer of boot safety
take7pieces t1_j944pt3 wrote
Reply to comment by bigmilker in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
Some kind of Dahmer shit there.
commandrix t1_j9444g7 wrote
Not excusing what he did, of course, but why you would want to start an argument with Florida Man over key lime pie is beyond me...
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Viewtifultrey3 t1_j941p4h wrote
Reply to comment by Nazamroth in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Enemies that lay together stay together.
Eric1491625 t1_j9418ht wrote
Reply to comment by TricksterWolf in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Well the article said that the company was fined $15,000 per child, so...not reasonable for a fine at all. Way too low.
theRealMrBrownstone t1_j94ghhm wrote
Reply to 'Naked and Afraid' Contestant Burns His Penis Sleeping Next to a Fire by nimobo
Was it in the morning?