Hahaha. I live in Lee County. We get so much crazy shit here.

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They let ChatGPT write this article :D

It's better than replacing the -man part, because etymologically, the -man part just means human.

Cause he hasn't made a song on the charts in forever and he's becoming irrelevant to the public eye. Better beg for attention.

Well I do know the judge in the one Kraken case referred them all for compulsory remedial legal education in election law and legal ethics.

I bet he likes fishsticks

Kinda hilarious tbh

I know I will get hate for this, but if you are not a "he" or a "she" you are an "it".

I refuse to address you like monarchy with "they" or be made to use the ridiculous "Xi" or "xer" or whatever it is.

So human

$15k? They could pay them way less

It was probably a diabetic foot that was completely necrotic due to diabetic vasculopathy and neuropathy. She probably wanted to use that foot as a macabre reminder that it is important to protect your feet as a diabetic to avoid ulcer, necrosis, etc. Still, she shouldn't of performed the "amputation" and she is messed up to even attempt something like this.

That was my next question.

>Some of the witnesses said that the man did not appear to be in any pain during the amputation, and there was no blood loss as a result of the procedure. However, other witnesses said that the man “moaned” as the procedure was being performed. Another witness said that “it was not a very good amputation.”

What the fucking fuck?

Also... HOW did she amputate it?

Needs to start with “Florida Man…”

If the headline was true, I woulda loved to see how some one could get arrested for eating a pie in the wrong way. Any ideas?

>one count of mayhem

This bitch is metal

Unforgivable

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It really does

Sounds like a bit from Parks and Rec.

This sub has the best content even though i don’t frequent it

Did you see the details of what she removed? Calling it a foot, or even “attached” at this point is a bit of a stretch. Not saying it’s right, but it’s definitely in some sort of moral grey area. Definitely gets weirder after that with the idea of keeping it, though that might be misunderstood gallows humor.

>As the man’s blood began to boil over the disrespect shown to his key lime pie, he confronted David, and the two became embroiled in a war of words over the final course. In his attempt to de-escalate things, Powelson tried to “cool off” his heated opponent by dumping two large glasses of water all over the pie-less victim.

>With that, the Lee County Sheriff’s Office was called, where the victim and Powelson each explained their side of the story, according to the arrest report. Following a brief investigation, Powelson was arrested and charged with battery on a person 65 or older.

Arrested for pouring water on someone over a pie lol