Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
sprint6864 t1_j92deqh wrote
Clickbait title
>Following a brief investigation, Powelson was arrested and charged with battery on a person 65 or older.
To add insult to injury, and to add to the bizarre and especially Floridian take this article seems to embody, it ends with a Key Lime Pie recipe
AlabasterPelican t1_j92d2vk wrote
Reply to comment by TricksterWolf in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
Angler is a good alternative too. I mean if they prefer fisherthem, whatever, it's just such a clunky word lOl
TricksterWolf t1_j92czp8 wrote
Reply to comment by Problems-Solved in U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
No, most of us are sane. We're just not the loud ones.
DankPhotoShopMemes t1_j92cned wrote
He shall be executed for his terrible crimes
TricksterWolf t1_j92cg67 wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
I guess it's human after all.
TricksterWolf t1_j92ca5v wrote
Reply to comment by chupathingy99 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Space them for being sus, then
DJWGibson t1_j92c7u8 wrote
TricksterWolf t1_j92c21n wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I was going to post this except BI is on the banned sites list. How did this submission not get auto-rejected?
TricksterWolf t1_j92btmz wrote
Reply to comment by jointheredditarmy in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
Yes, it's fun to point the finger as though Democrats and Independents had anything whatsoever to do with the specific content of a random person's freedom of speech.
swisscriss t1_j92bp6p wrote
Reply to comment by ThePresidentsNipples in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
How else could they pay their rent?
TricksterWolf t1_j92bgju wrote
Reply to comment by AlabasterPelican in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
Fisher.
TricksterWolf t1_j92bf2a wrote
Reply to comment by Human_Fucker69420 in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
I didn't know they identified as a subjunctive mood.
vbcbandr t1_j92aqvc wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
She's legit divorced from reality. Like, she needs significant mental health intervention.
TricksterWolf t1_j92a67l wrote
This is the perfect NTO article, which dooms it to a low vote ratio.
CaptainPunch374 t1_j92a5ez wrote
Reply to comment by Hot_Blackberry_6895 in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
Man is the default for human. (not 'male', no sex or gender implied, here)
Used to be wereman and woman. We dropped the 'were'.
Memba werewolves, though? Yep. Same exact, but reversed, problem as mermaids.
Basically, people worried about taking 'man' out of things are just supremely uninformed and don't really understand the context regarding how it ended up there.
That we got versions of words with the 'wo' added in to specify women is just like people continuing a volley in volleyball after the ball went out of bounds, it's technically fine, but we kept doing it and now we have to deal with this bullshit.
rivalpinkbunny t1_j92a3sn wrote
Reply to comment by Hi_Im_Dadbot in German ballet director ‘smeared dog faeces on critic’s face’ after bad review by JOWWLLL
Dachshund
jnmjnmjnm t1_j929ogd wrote
Reply to comment by Law_Student in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
I don’t have the evidence. That is my point. There are many things which could sway a jury.
Law_Student t1_j928vzf wrote
Reply to comment by jnmjnmjnm in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
I don't understand your point. Are you saying mes rea is or is not met?
jnmjnmjnm t1_j92827j wrote
Reply to comment by Law_Student in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
I understand. You must know that the few paragraphs published in the media are not either side’s case. :)
Defure t1_j926d3v wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Every time I think US politics can't get any crazier
TricksterWolf t1_j925i8r wrote
That is disturbingly reasonable.
Hndlbrrrrr t1_j925bfn wrote
Reply to comment by shadowdrgn0 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Once it’s discovered we’ll just fine Raytheon for exploiting child labor. And the Supreme Court will overturn the fine because.
ThePresidentsNipples t1_j9253yg wrote
Reply to comment by swisscriss in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
A landlord too. Damn you speed running evil
Pygmyponymontana t1_j924n03 wrote
Reply to comment by jointheredditarmy in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
So the Republicans like something the Democrats created?
sprint6864 t1_j92djcs wrote
Reply to comment by DankPhotoShopMemes in Fort Myers man arrested after disrespectfully consuming key lime pie by curlyhairlad
He attacked someone, so he'll at least do time for battery