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Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j91jdv4 wrote
I'm not a fan of single people using plurals as their pronouns. Just go by "it" if you don't want to be he or she.
AmiInderSchweiz t1_j91i3o1 wrote
Reply to comment by generally_sane in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Pre-chummed, shark infested seas.
OmegaSeven t1_j91hiyx wrote
Reply to comment by assjackal in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Not one particular article but look into the secret space force.
This video provides a good introduction: https://youtu.be/EYvnKc908Fw
bodrules t1_j91giz8 wrote
Reply to comment by Corrigar_Rising in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
<checks current flows>
Hell no, you keep them, we've got enough conservative nutters as it is.
Billsolson t1_j91fpz2 wrote
Buddy of mine did that with engineering at Ford.
He had a degree, it was in business, but he applied and was hired as engineer.
Not sure how long he lasted , but he was there for at least 5 years before I lost touch.
Mid 90’s.
TjW0569 t1_j91fc5g wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
If you can't trust an "internally decapitated" time-traveler, who can you trust?
assjackal t1_j91enb0 wrote
Reply to comment by OmegaSeven in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
What the actual fuck? Lmao do you have an article on this it sounds stupid and fascinating.
fromabuick t1_j91dmur wrote
Nobody had the rainbow until they had the rain - Jim Croce
DangerOReilly t1_j91dezd wrote
Reply to comment by SomebodyInNevada in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Sounds like something that a doctor should know and examine, not coaches or schools or creepy politicians. Anything medically relevant should be discussed with one's doctor.
DangerOReilly t1_j91d6pz wrote
Reply to comment by CAPSLOCKCHAMP in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
That was a wild one. The one time a conservative talking head was consistent in their beliefs and she got dragged for it.
Just wish it had prompted her to question her views more.
Rosebunse t1_j91d2o2 wrote
Reply to comment by jimi15 in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
But she wasn't doing it to save him and it just caused him horrible pain. She just wanted a foot.
Rickshmitt t1_j91cvq0 wrote
Reply to comment by Neat_Petite in Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
*The word, Sir, should be capitalized.
Now, we are in a fight forever
DangerOReilly t1_j91ckwo wrote
Reply to comment by ShadowDragon8685 in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
King Chimp or King Sad?
DangerOReilly t1_j91cdmr wrote
If you can't sell the story as movie rights, is it even a real marriage?
psilocin72 t1_j91aife wrote
Reply to comment by potato_devourer in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Hahaha yeah, unfortunately a ridiculous story like this isn’t even oniony anymore. 🕷Wtf🐍 is happening to our country?
psilocin72 t1_j91ae00 wrote
Reply to comment by luckylebron in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
You don’t have to be dumb to be crazy and delusional. I discover that more and more every day. My father in law is very intelligent but he’s convinced trump is some kind of savior for America.
pseudocultist t1_j919nhv wrote
Reply to comment by GenericElucidation in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Except the faces which are at least 60% plastic and will float eerily along forever.
youwigglewithagiggle t1_j918hxq wrote
Reply to comment by gland10 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
And why it's strongly advised for carseats to face backwards until kids are about 4, even if they've technically outgrown the position. Their bones aren't all fused together, which puts them at much greater risk of internal decapitation even without neck wounds!
luckylebron t1_j917q4b wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
How does someone like this have the will and intelligence to get a law degree?
Magimasterkarp t1_j917j5x wrote
Reply to comment by elmonoenano in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Your honor, the DA is clearly cherry picking his evidence. He only showed the security footage of me killing that guy. What about the 23 hours and 50 minutes of footage from that day where I wasn't committing murder?
liberal_meateater t1_j9175xm wrote
Reply to comment by gland10 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
That’s true if the displacement doesn’t sever the cord. Good point.
god_retribution t1_j9174cf wrote
Reply to comment by zwaaa in Israeli minister calls himself ‘fascist homophobe’ in leaked recording – but says he ‘won’t stone gays’ by Avicennaete
he will not do it personally...
gland10 t1_j916zzf wrote
Reply to comment by liberal_meateater in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Apparently its 70% instantly fatal. You can survive, but the odds that you aren't dead or paralyzed are abysmal.
liberal_meateater t1_j916n7g wrote
Reply to comment by gland10 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I think it’s called an “Axio-Atlantal” subluxation.
It’s the first vertebrae separating from the base of the skull.
Death is instant.
It’s why I wear a HANS device in a race car.
jimi15 t1_j91k8ng wrote
Reply to comment by Rosebunse in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
Just said that it reminded me. Not that it was comparable.