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PJJefferson t1_j916djv wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
Exactly what I commented.
In fact, I commented this:
“Another privileged, self hating, self flagellating, insufferable, super woke, white woman from the very far left.
I know I already typed the word “insufferable”, but I have to type it again.
Insufferable.“
Phillyredsox t1_j915di8 wrote
Mrs. Dr. Phil?
crispy_attic t1_j91469b wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
> Afghanistan’s economy is now on the brink of collapse, with millions unemployed and close to starvation — a dire humanitarian crisis exacerbated by a bitter winter.
This is a much bigger issue and I don’t understand why it isn’t getting more attention.
GenericElucidation t1_j913ybp wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Ingenuity in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
It's okay, they're mostly organic, so it'll be a net good for the environment.
chrissydvd t1_j913kh2 wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Murdoch knows how to keep those ratings up..doesn’t have to be a truth, a crazy news blip is fine. Oh for the days of News of The World (ceased publishing in 2011) where printed rubbish was slurped up with gusto. Why did anyone think Fox was about actual News or truth..sheesh🥴🥴
Bean_Juice_Brew t1_j91341l wrote
Reply to comment by klerk_kant in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Makes me think of Blake Crouch's Recursion. Excellent book
Roto-Wan t1_j912wl9 wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I may just be a headless, time-traveling lawyer, but even I can see the election officials in these videos are committing fraud.
PJJefferson t1_j912uiz wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
Another privileged, self hating, self flagellating, insufferable, super woke, white woman from the very far left.
I know I already typed the word “insufferable”, but I have to type it again.
Insufferable.
ddkelkey t1_j912qmx wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Fox laid down with crazy.
Blue_foot t1_j912kpy wrote
Reply to comment by WaitingForNormal in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
You CAN survive being internally decapitated!
It means the spinal column and brain are physically separated on the inside. Your head is still attached. It doesn’t sound fun.
But it doesn’t give one super powers.
Mr_Mojo_Risin_83 t1_j912az3 wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Imagine the doom of humanity at the hands of Bing.
Actually, that reminds me: the most searched for word on bing is…. Google
potato_devourer t1_j9123t4 wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
At what point do these stories stop being considered "oniony" and just be accepted as predictable common occurrences?
Audio_Track_01 t1_j911sou wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Amen !!!
ghostella t1_j911m4v wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
What kind of disabled?
Head disabled.
just_some_guy65 t1_j911k92 wrote
Reply to comment by j4ck_0f_bl4des in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Pah, what does eternity mean to a headless time traveller?
just_some_guy65 t1_j911hnn wrote
Reply to comment by adamttaylor in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
In fairness to them they never abuse their powers and discover winning lottery numbers from the future.
just_some_guy65 t1_j911dkc wrote
Reply to comment by demonfell in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Wasn't there that woman with a drink problem in one of the northern states alleging that vans turned up with either too much or not enough food for the vote counters?
Slam dunk evidence right there.
Nigredo78 t1_j910ma2 wrote
Reply to Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
you can tell nobody really got hurt because they left out the race of the dude.. as sad as that is.
Crizbibble t1_j910lme wrote
Reply to comment by Six_Pack_Attack in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
I have no idea tbh and haven’t given it any thought whatsoever. All I’m saying is this law was being made to exclude certain private data from law enforcement and that doesn’t seem like a good idea. If they file the proper paperwork to get a warrant for information related to a criminal investigation it should be honor just like everyone else’s data. The only use case I can think of off the top of my head would be something related to a pregnancy or to impeach a persons testimony related to menstruation. As I’m not a woman I am really limited in coming up with things I do not completely understand.
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Six_Pack_Attack t1_j9106qm wrote
Reply to comment by Crizbibble in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Honest question, when would menstruation data be used in a non-anortion related criminal investigation where the same information couldn't be retrieved using another investigative measure?
jimi15 t1_j9106m9 wrote
Reply to Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
Reminds me of that classical medical dilema. An unconscious person is trapped underneath some rubble and the only way to free him is by amputating his leg. Unless its done now he will die from Hypoxia/Hypothermia/whatever the narrative requires.
Would you do it? Is doing it ethical?
meatball77 t1_j90zldx wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Eeh, to be fair it was a good training exercise for the airmen.
Crizbibble t1_j90yz58 wrote
Reply to comment by CAPSLOCKCHAMP in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Honestly this is a small government thing to do. The bill would of excluded in particular app data related to women’s menstruation. That is an additional process and not limiting a process. I hate republicans too but this law was going to make certain data unobtainable by law enforcement for whatever reason and I am sure they’re reasons you may need this data in a criminal investigation. In conclusion if this law was passed women would be treated as a special class and their menstruation data excluded from criminal investigations. That doesn’t seem like a good law.
PJJefferson t1_j916gwz wrote
Reply to comment by tennesseewaltz in U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
It’s a thing white women say when they feel guilty about their feelings of privilege.