At this point, people who are annoyed by this kind of news want Sam Smith to change their pronunciation to was/were.

Darvaza gas crater

Not many are actually worthy of their place here but this one sure as shit is.

Shia LaBeouf: So he's an intellectual cannibal?

To do permanent bodily harm to a person trusted to your care is just horrendous. Imagine yourself lying there helpless when the would be taxidermist comes to treat you.

And what is this talk about remembering to wear your boots. Did they neglect the patient to cause the limb to be injured in the first place. Planning to govern the rest put in their care via fear brandishing a severed limb like a trophy of their power over them.

This is all kinds of messed up.

Exhibit A: testimony from a transdimensional poltergeist!

Exhibit B: 10,000 invisible, immaterial chimeras corroborating the evidence of fraud.

Exhibit C: The horn from my bike, stolen on the same day as the election!

400lbs. is a little too much for me. I spoke too soon.

We need to change menstruation to themstration. Dictionary to themtionary.

Have we not seen enough evidence at this point to put every one of these scumbags, including trump, behind bars for the rest of eternity? I mean what does it take?

I know it makes for a good clickable story for you but do you think maybe the one time you feature ballet on your front page it could be to celebrate some great ballet work in one of your home countries and not who's smeared dog shit on who in a different one?

The issue has never been freedom of speech, even people in China are free to say whatever they want. (I live in China)

The issue is allowing just about anyone to gather a following around just about any absolutely insane ideology or cause.

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What are there amateur weather balloon hobbyists? Wtf kind of hobby is that?

And your telling me $12 pays for a 30 foot balloon?

No, but it will likely be part of her defense. A sympathetic jury will give it consideration.

I mean, if you can't trust the headless time traveling entities anymore, who can you trust?

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Could the time traveler please report to all of us how many years Trump gets in prison for his many crimes?

This does not say that you cannot be considered guilty unless you had criminal intent.

The word Sir should be capitalised. Hang your head in shame, and go sit in the corner until the end of time.

It's rare when the title is exactly like the Onion's writing style.

And even rarer you can quote the article and still question whether or not this is satire.

My favorite is when some conservative is dumb enough to actually think they can get away with believing in small government. Tomi Lahren got destroyed by the right for saying that the government has no domain over her womb. The contortions you have to engage in to be part of the mainstream right.

They have these types of general consent as well. This is not a slam-dunk case, especially in a jury trial.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mens_rea

No, Taliban believes in a non-christian religion, of course it's woke.

She admitted that she was wrong and didn't even soften the blow. That's way too rare these days.