Recent comments in /f/nottheonion
ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN t1_j90gk2h wrote
Reply to comment by GaidinDaishan in Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
This is the internet sir, there's no scope for forgiveness, contrition, or rehabilitation. Once you've done something bad, no matter how minor, this is how you will be remembered for the remainder of your days and beyond.
he77bender t1_j90g9ib wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
TO BE FAIR, internal decapitation is a slightly different thing than regular decapitation, and it is at least POSSIBLE to survive depending on how exactly it happens. Not that I believe it happened to this lady, but from what I can tell what she's actually claiming is that
A) she survived a severe but theoretically survivable injury as a child,
and
B) now she has visions that tell her things.
Which is still completely bonkers of course, but I do feel like it's a more common, down-to-earth type of crazy compared to "I received this email from the ghost of Anne Boleyn".
And honestly? I'm kind of disappointed. The 'headless time specter' angle is so much more fun. Another headline over-promising, what else is new...
WriteBrainedJR t1_j90g47a wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I'd rather suffer whatever penalty I was facing than to admit that I believed anything in an email claiming to be from a "headless, time-traveling entity." Even the Nigerian Prince is more believable than that.
girlyopticks t1_j90g279 wrote
Wtf is going on? How could they not know this already?! I’m honestly not believing any of this . This whole thing feels staged
Notyourfruit t1_j90fz2i wrote
Reply to Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
Actors who use methods should simply try acting.
klerk_kant t1_j90fvum wrote
Reply to comment by Bean_Juice_Brew in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
We did in this timeline.
[deleted] t1_j90fvcc wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I think you misunderstood the article. Sidney Powell claimed that people were alleging election fraud. The email is being shown as an example of someone claiming there was election fraud. Not that Sidney Powell was claimed that she was the one who was claiming to be a decapitated time traveler. Not defending her or Fox or trump at all. Just trying to clarify.
BirdLawyer50 t1_j90fsnx wrote
Reply to comment by ConstantlySlippery in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Yeah it’s like she built a house but lied about laying the right foundation. Still built the house
girlyopticks t1_j90fniw wrote
What? Huh?
DrDalekFortyTwo t1_j90ek04 wrote
Reply to comment by voicebread in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
NTA. Your husband, your rules
settledownguy t1_j90ehic wrote
Reply to comment by RtuDtu in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
That’s saying something
notapolita t1_j90ef1j wrote
Reply to comment by jnmjnmjnm in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
You don't need a criminal intent to be guilty. You can be just so irresponsible and stupid that you cause someone harm without any intent at all.
ThatCatfulCat t1_j90ee5s wrote
You're going to scare half of reddit by bring up pronouns.
YeahlDid t1_j90ebxz wrote
Reply to comment by whama820 in Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
No, it is actually a bit less. About 9 years.
jflatt2 t1_j90e7u3 wrote
Reply to comment by ConfessedOak in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Yes, and now we know she literally meant the actual Kraken
frisbeesloth t1_j90doql wrote
Reply to comment by jnmjnmjnm in Nurse accused of cutting off dying patient’s foot without permission pleads not guilty by bigmilker
Maybe if this was at a hospital....but this happened at a nursing home!
geronimo1958 t1_j90do0r wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Well Sidney Powell is headless. What people think is her head is really a giant gaping anus.
majustis t1_j90d7hp wrote
Reply to Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
Made me feel old enough seeing this pop up on Today I Learned. Now it’s being shared as not-fake news. Jeez Louise…
whama820 t1_j90cu4f wrote
Reply to comment by DRW0686 in Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
At least.
DeathByZanpakuto11 t1_j90cs30 wrote
Reply to comment by Mintaka3579 in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
I suspect this happens because the most predominant emotion in social media is negativity or sadness, which very possibly ends up in the AI's dataset. This is going to be pretty amusing in the future because I think we may see more sad robot moments lol
1ntrovertedSocialist t1_j90cb80 wrote
Reply to comment by fuckdirectv in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Blessed Reigns in Africa usually don’t end well
Jazzfinger1 t1_j90cb75 wrote
He was hoping they would count on him
Jazzfinger1 t1_j90c1oh wrote
Reply to Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
I too have caused a beaver related flood
Jazzfinger1 t1_j90bv12 wrote
I've never really questioned people's certifications before... I bet Dr. Dre isn't a real doctor either!
Tundrawinder t1_j90gr2v wrote
Reply to Shia LaBeouf plagiarizes Daniel Clowes comic for his film, responds with plagiarized apology by Scared_Ad_4273
"HE WON'T SEPARATE US!"
He and his followers repeatedly chanting that was so funny.
Didn't they have to relocate the memorial because someone kept vandalising it? They ultimately relocated it to a concealed location where a web camera was pointed at it. Because it was a live camera, people were able to time the passing of the aircraft in the sky, connect it to flight radar, and locate the secret location.