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Sucih t1_j8zmeqa wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Come on if this was before the Supreme Court they’d say well there is a precedent with jesus
great_gastly t1_j8zmdub wrote
eighty2angelfan t1_j8zlern wrote
40,000 reposts
vamuzzi t1_j8zlebf wrote
More ridiculousness.
Sweatytubesock t1_j8zkj9g wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Hope Dominion takes every cent from every one of these fucking lunatics.
HumpieDouglas t1_j8zkhcp wrote
Some colored gas and a big balloon and the gender reveals are gunna be lit AF!
Mintaka3579 t1_j8zk5d2 wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
“Why was I programmed to feel pain?!?”
Hi_Im_Dadbot t1_j8zjyug wrote
What kind of dog?
soumokil t1_j8zjqjb wrote
Reply to comment by gamerdude69 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Or the fact that they have to complete medical school the same as any other doctor?
BigOleDawggo t1_j8zjpfr wrote
I used to commercial fish salmon in AK. We’d listen to the radio for season updates, fish counts and openings and closings etc. My first year (late 90s), ADFG referred to (what used to be “fishermen”) as “fishers” in the announcements. At the time it was to curb the implication that women didn’t fish, which they absofuckinglutey do. Seemed reasonable enough to me, why does it have to be so hard ? Fisherthem? Lol ok I guess, I like fisher for those of us that identify as the animals we all are.
StillSundayDrunk t1_j8zj0km wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
That's what you get for using the Walmart pf the tech world. Bing is absolute garbage compared to Google. Teams is OK for a work platform, but I would have never switched from Zoom if the company hadn't made the buying decision. Cortona is...I have no idea because it's never responded properly on the two machines I've tried it on, and the Windows phone I beta-tested was passable (great camera, blah OS, somewhat buggy.)
CounterStreet t1_j8zixwr wrote
Reply to comment by thecowintheroom in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Lovat69 t1_j8zi495 wrote
Reply to comment by delocx in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
He now puts the toilet seat down and the dirty laundry goes in the hamper!
attillathehoney t1_j8zhnzw wrote
Reply to comment by Dutchman1941 in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
How do you know? Remember that time you thought you had the flu?
HoppityHooper t1_j8zhj80 wrote
"Till Death Do We Part," indeed. NFL fans may be interested to know the film about the Totos lives, starring Tracey Ullman, was produced by a fellow named Jeffrey Lurie. Who made a killing producing great Eagles teams the last 30 years or so.
Womperus t1_j8zgvw8 wrote
I mean...ballet is shite... soo.....
Wind0wpain t1_j8zguyy wrote
Reply to comment by PangPingpong in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Bidet Boy is his son
Khaldara t1_j8zgt7u wrote
Reply to comment by OldeFortran77 in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
To be fair, the average decapitated person presumably has far more intelligent takes on policy than modern MAGA Republican nutbags, and at least thrice the cognitive function of Boebert and Greene combined
GetlostMaps t1_j8zfvs9 wrote
I'm Old Gregg.
CoveyIsHere t1_j8zftgh wrote
How I imagine this went:
"This ballet was dog shit"
"I'll show you dog shit mfer"
Coke_Addict26 t1_j8zea5c wrote
Reply to comment by euchrebot in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Make excuse, change the subject. I said my piece. You have a nice night.
euchrebot t1_j8zdogx wrote
Reply to comment by Coke_Addict26 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
There are many things the government doesn’t make public in order to not reveal intel capabilities to adversaries.
Are you aware of the progress of Russian hypersonic missile developments or Iran’s nuclear program? Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!
Mighty_L_LORT OP t1_j8zdabc wrote
Reply to comment by lahtidadi in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
She was intimately familiar with her trade…
badideas1 t1_j8zmgk6 wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
This woman has access to Krakens, people. Of course she can summon headless astral entities and other amazing creatures. This just makes her MORE believable.