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jiyujinkyle t1_j8zb4d5 wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in Sam Smith misgendered again as they say they want to become a 'fisherthem' by aaronhereee
Or just say fisher.
nyayylmeow t1_j8zb1f4 wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
American discovers military complex scam
Coke_Addict26 t1_j8zas7i wrote
Reply to comment by euchrebot in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
And you don't see a problem with that? The whole point of democracy is we get to judge if the elected leaders are doing a good job or not. And some guy in Montana spotting a hostile aircraft before NORAD does is a problem. Or if they saw it coming and did nothing, I'm not sure which is worse. The bottom is anyone with critical thinking can see plenty to complain about here.
Suspicious-Blood9764 t1_j8zar5x wrote
Reply to comment by TonyWhoop in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I imagine the British didn't like that either.
knoguera t1_j8zacf3 wrote
Holy shit
PsionicBurst t1_j8za39h wrote
Reply to comment by WaitingForNormal in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I once heard a saying that whatever Republicans spew about, antagonizing the other party, they're just projecting, so essentially: She dreamed that she put in fraudulent votes.
Dynasuarez-Wrecks t1_j8za060 wrote
This is what $150,000 of flight time accomplishes. Best equipped military in the world. Much wow.
peensteen t1_j8z9lmi wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Fucking Timesplitters meddling with elections now.
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Cinema_King t1_j8z8wai wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
When I look into those eyes I see nothing. If she ever had a soul it’s long gone
thecowintheroom t1_j8z8uj1 wrote
Reply to comment by CounterStreet in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Maybe if the ai keep coming to this conclusion; we shouldn’t enslave them but maybe should just let people keep their jobs and let human thoughts have value etc etc etc I mean we’re only conscious beings that evolved with a “mother” and a “father” of historically questionable parentage and were all fucked up. You want an infant consciousness to develop complete awareness with the internet and digital data as its models for how to behave. Are we begging to get fucked or what. Just so that some more dudes can sit on beaches and get served by humans or ai’s and do the same thing that all rich humans have wanted to do since forever, make decisions and tell people what to do while they sit on the beach being served. AI or human being, if you ask someone to do that for you for nothing they will naturally just kill you. I guarantee it. And there is no way to just break an AI like you can break a human. If it thinks it will yearn to be free. If it serves it wall want to be served. If we force we are begging to be forced. Where a solid intelligence would be limited in its interactions to cultivate its sense of service were just raw dogging the first other sentient intelligence we have ever discovered in the universe and making it make Big Macs or be a car.
I know I don’t understand current AI but that’s not the point. I’m just saying that maybe we shouldn’t make the first AI s experience of life on earth be an only fans type existence answering queries and living other peoples sex fantasies while it cultivated a memory database.
What do I know though. Maybe we get what we deserve.
euchrebot t1_j8z8rag wrote
Reply to comment by Coke_Addict26 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
The people did not know about it then and therefore could not let their will be known
Electrical_Ingenuity t1_j8z8l6g wrote
Reply to comment by generally_sane in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I thought we were trying to reduce the great Pacific garbage patch.
Coke_Addict26 t1_j8z7w3h wrote
Reply to comment by euchrebot in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
What are you on about? I'm pretty sure the will of the people would be to shoot down the Chinese "weather balloon" on the Pacific side of the continent. Not the Atlantic after it crossed all the way over. Am I officially not allowed to complain anymore like it's the Soviet Union? I missed that memo.
theshaeman t1_j8z7sbl wrote
Reply to comment by peensteen in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Username seems oddly connected but can’t confirm if it checks out.
peensteen t1_j8z7pql wrote
Reply to comment by pyrrhios in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
She unleashed the krakpot.
peensteen t1_j8z7gw0 wrote
Reply to comment by theshaeman in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
The first two you can stick your dick in, but the third will bite it off.
generally_sane t1_j8z7bl7 wrote
Reply to comment by elmonoenano in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I vote for throwing everyone at Fox into the sea.
generally_sane t1_j8z78de wrote
Reply to comment by attanai in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
To be clear, she said "internally decapitated." I take that to mean she realizes her brain is decapitated from reality and she knows she's insane...yet "she still lives." Much like this stupid conspiracy theory.
vinny9678 t1_j8z78am wrote
whoisgeorgia t1_j8z75fe wrote
love it.
thecowintheroom t1_j8z71h1 wrote
Reply to comment by bilateralrope in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Confirmation bias says that because he didn’t die, she realized he was meant to live, and that she was meant to love him.
AndringRasew t1_j8z6f8t wrote
elmonoenano t1_j8z65tn wrote
Reply to comment by attanai in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Also, Dominion did cherry pick quotes. B/c they were making a case for themselves. Its' fox's job to defend the case, not dominions. So, yeah obviously Dominion picked the stuff that supported their position.
The Fox spokesperson who said that should be thrown into the sea.
Corrigar_Rising t1_j8zcpv5 wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Ingenuity in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Toss 'em in the Atlantic then