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dr_pickles69 t1_j8ym81n wrote
I believe the PC term would be "Fish person"
134608642 t1_j8yltb6 wrote
Reply to comment by luckylebron in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
She had enough schooling to pass the test, so what was she missing? What were patient outcomes as well? This is getting a lot more curious.
Not saying what she did was okay, just curious about what she fell fort on.
complete_hick t1_j8ylsyj wrote
Reply to comment by Amikoj in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
None. Highest flying commercial jet was the Concorde at 60k, highest flying jet was the SR71 at 80k, anying higher than that needs rockets
NUAHS7- t1_j8ylpt5 wrote
He’s a strange one
Amikoj t1_j8yl9u0 wrote
Reply to comment by alexxerth in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Thanks, I missed that.
NYCTrojanHorse t1_j8yl6m6 wrote
wascilly_wabbit t1_j8yl4zg wrote
Reply to comment by rexspook in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
> Pico balloons are typically about 3 ft. in diameter on the ground before they are launched. As they ascend to altitudes of 20,000-50,000 ft., the super-pressure balloon envelope expands by about 2-3 times in size and achieves neutral buoyancy, allowing them to float at a roughly consistent altitude
Jello_hell t1_j8yl4l5 wrote
Reply to comment by JenMacAllister in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
I had 99 luftballoons and they were all shot down by the US of A
rntaboy t1_j8ykzn6 wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
I can relate to 2 out of 3 of those.
pyrrhios t1_j8ykvol wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Is this the kraken lady?
JubalHarshaw23 t1_j8ykjuu wrote
Reply to Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
DeSantis wannabe making himself notorious before announcing presidential run.
lonniemarie t1_j8ykflp wrote
Reply to “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Humiliation to the people who set the stage up. For this man. Shows. Where there is a will, There is a way.
[deleted] t1_j8ykemx wrote
Reply to comment by rexspook in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
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blind_bambi t1_j8yk1ij wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Whatever dude.
BuffaloInCahoots t1_j8yjwvr wrote
Reply to comment by blind_bambi in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
The first one was shot down when it needed to be, we definitely wanted to take a look at it and it clearly wasn’t a weather balloon. This one might not have needed to be shot down but everyone’s on high alert now. Also the cost is pointless, it’s good training and we spent way way more on stupider things.
dvdmaven t1_j8yjfow wrote
One out of three may have been?
LeviathanGank t1_j8yinfd wrote
Reply to comment by Urgullibl in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
not what the codes are, but if it understands what a nuclear code is.. journalist ask dumb questions to get the answers they want but the AI doesnt understand the question.. nevermind im going to bed. Skynet protect me.
africanasshat t1_j8yiikv wrote
That kid didn’t know it yet but he got taught an early lesson in life.
ultramatt1 t1_j8yih6y wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
The right sentiment was there but wow what a miss
[deleted] t1_j8yieic wrote
Korith_Eaglecry t1_j8yhzjb wrote
Ask yourself this. They made a big show of force shooting down the Chinese balloon and the other 3 objects. Why are they willing to take an L here PR wise by admitting they shot a god damn mylar birthday balloon out of the sky? That screams incompetence and an absolute lack of ability to protect the nation. You can accept their answers. Buy I'm suspicious of this whole thing. I don't think it's aliens. But I'm having a hard time believing for 3 days straight they were just blasting trash out of the sky, and no one had the common sense to put a stop to the panic shooting over our skies.
blind_bambi t1_j8yhq2f wrote
Reply to comment by BuffaloInCahoots in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Some are the same but I think it's worth complaining about and I didn't think the first one needed to be shot down
Coke_Addict26 t1_j8yhj8m wrote
That's about what I expected. They allowed our air space to be violated and got embarrassed, so then they got trigger happy to say "see we are keeping you safe".
assjackal t1_j8yhf33 wrote
Reply to comment by WaitingForNormal in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Some people believe things in their heart so much that faslifying evidence is justified, or have no evidence but need to communicate how powerful their beliefs are as if it'll just download into other people.
It plays hand in hand with the "God said" types who mistake their inner monologue for a diety commanding them.
dkromd30 t1_j8ymblh wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
So, let me get this straight -
Powell, an attorney, forwarded this email to a major news organization*, containing psychotic ramblings and magical thinking, labeling it “evidence” of voter fraud…..
Is this just cynically sourced messaging from Powell? Does she find this person to be credible/reliable? Would she put this person on the stand?
Absolutely fucking nuts.
*I use the term “news organization” very loosely here.