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BuffaloInCahoots t1_j8yh4j9 wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
The same people complaining about this are the same ones that lost their shit because we didn’t shoot down the first one fast enough.
Fpvmeister t1_j8ygvkz wrote
Reply to comment by Amikoj in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
It still needs to ascend through airspace used by airliners.
RSGator t1_j8ygu21 wrote
Reply to comment by Sharp-Ad4389 in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Most schools or employers wouldn’t want that. Some schools and employers are run by people like Youngkin.
hessian_prince t1_j8ygq7s wrote
Reply to comment by notapolita in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Man, what is it with peoples kinks?
Hadren-Blackwater t1_j8ygb7c wrote
Reply to comment by Gumby621 in U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
Carpet bombing is an option.
Ok_Vermicelli_7380 t1_j8yg6g7 wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Time for the rubber room.
[deleted] t1_j8yfwe0 wrote
Reply to comment by imakenosensetopeople in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
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Urgullibl OP t1_j8yfoc9 wrote
Reply to comment by LeviathanGank in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
I'd rather not be SWATed.
TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j8yfczh wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
oh, you’re serious?
Hold on, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We thought you were going to ask for a trillion dollars! Hahaha
memberer t1_j8yfchr wrote
LeviathanGank t1_j8yfbfi wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
ask it what nuclear codes are..
vagfactory t1_j8yf7rt wrote
Reply to comment by misdreavus79 in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Oh, now I see where you are misunderstanding. Intent matters for what kind of reaction is expected/appropriate.
alexxerth t1_j8yf5xu wrote
Reply to comment by Amikoj in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
I don't think any, but this one was lower, near 40k ft.
nx85 t1_j8yf2kd wrote
Reply to comment by nofftastic in Leonardo DiCaprio Is Fed Up That He Has A Reputation For Dating Young Women, Source Claims: It 'Really Bothers Him' by jlozada24
Ah gotcha. I don't keep up with celebrity news
carndees t1_j8yf16m wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Oh bless her heart, she thinks she's people.
Amikoj t1_j8yeyim wrote
Reply to comment by alexxerth in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Honest question, how many commercial flight paths are there at 100,000 ft?
JenMacAllister t1_j8yevzf wrote
I wonder what happened to the other 98 Luftballons?
jordantask t1_j8yerid wrote
Reply to comment by TigBiddiesMacDaddy in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
One Hundred BEEEEELLLION dollars!!
Touches pinky to corner of mouth
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Reply to comment by UnknownSpecies19 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
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bakcha t1_j8ydl58 wrote
Reply to comment by RabidBeaverLake in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Probably a temporary stage
ux3l t1_j8yd03b wrote
Reply to comment by rexspook in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
They expand at high altitudes because of the low pressure
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Reply to comment by I_like_boxes in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
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Reply to comment by JimC29 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
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wascilly_wabbit t1_j8yh9d8 wrote
Reply to comment by rexspook in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
Chinese cars are tiny