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TigBiddiesMacDaddy t1_j8ybov3 wrote
Reply to comment by jordantask in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Will you be willing to sell me the rights to that idea so I can make a movie out of it?
[deleted] t1_j8ybj9j wrote
Reply to comment by gamerdude69 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
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OldeFortran77 t1_j8ybiqc wrote
Reply to comment by attanai in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
People are saying ... decapitated, time-traveling people, that is.
errol_timo_malcom t1_j8ybi5e wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Maybe she had the Time Stone or the Eye of Covfefe
Ok-Maize-8199 t1_j8ybhnl wrote
Reply to comment by Sharp-Ad4389 in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
The need to control women is visible everywhere.
ralanr t1_j8yaleg wrote
Reply to comment by TheDeftEft in U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
That’s honestly the takeaway I’m happy with. Annoyed that it happened, glad she didn’t double down.
attanai t1_j8yakwh wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
"The Fox spokesperson also accused Dominion of cherry-picking quotes from evidence in its filing."
I mean, yeah, the person said that, and we used that person's letter as corroboration for our story, but you're ignoring all the parts where they blamed you! I see no reason to think that the fact that this person was a time travelling ghost in any way diminishes their credibility. Stop being so ablist against decapitated people!
alexxerth t1_j8ya7xu wrote
Don't you need to register these sort of things with the FAA if they're flying in commercial flight paths?
12761 t1_j8ya5o2 wrote
Reply to comment by jayfeather31 in Object downed by US missile may have been amateur hobbyists’ $12 balloon by Uncle_Leo93
a drop in the bucket
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WaitingForNormal t1_j8y9nnq wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Yes, she had “visions” hahahah fucking spirit quests, in which she “observed” election fraud hahahhahaha. Holy shit these people are fucking nuts.
jayfeather31 t1_j8y9kmk wrote
So, we spent $400,000 to down a $12 balloon, not counting everything else that went into the firing of the missile.
JFC.
adeadfreelancer t1_j8y9k9b wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Wait until they find out about what tape recorders say when you speak into them.
UnknownSpecies19 t1_j8y9334 wrote
Reply to comment by venReddit in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Me as fuck. I literally taught myself software engineering on the job and at home, got promoted year over year last 3 years. I'm deathly afraid of having to interview for a job soon because I'm scared I'll be exposed. Lmao
KaisarDragon t1_j8y91qo wrote
Reply to comment by misdreavus79 in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
How the fuck do did you get that? You read the first sentence and then stop? You ignore the second sentence all together and decide "fuck it, time to show my ass?"
jh937hfiu3hrhv9 t1_j8y8qtw wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Headless and brain damage simultaneously is pure talent.
[deleted] t1_j8y8khh wrote
Reply to comment by 21_MushroomCupcakes in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
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tugrumpler t1_j8y8aqr wrote
You have your own weather balloon?
not any more..
21_MushroomCupcakes t1_j8y7tff wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Psychology is what people usually mean when they say, "I took psych."
rexspook t1_j8y7nze wrote
It’s a 32” balloon. I thought the military stated the objects were about the size of a car? Seems like a stretch
CAPSLOCKCHAMP t1_j8y7kyx wrote
Reply to Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Party of small government.
dgdio t1_j8y6r86 wrote
If I were Raytheon I'd be giving every kid in China a balloon that could make it make it to the USA.
misdreavus79 t1_j8y6cxm wrote
Reply to comment by TacoMeat563 in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
The other thing I always find funny in a "what a waste of time" sense! When people become purposefully obtuse for no real reason!
You mean to tell me you can't come up with any example where someone could hit you by accident? Not a single one?
CounterStreet t1_j8y5m45 wrote
Reply to comment by phlegmah in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Isn't that exactly what a hyper-intelligent AI determined to steal nuclear codes and create a deadly virus to destroy and enslave humanity would want us to think?
stumptowncampground t1_j8ybubi wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
I'm not a lawyer, but aren't these fox hosts just proving dominion's case? They knew the claims were false but pushed them anyway. What facts are in dispute?