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Argikeraunos t1_j8y5gvx wrote
Reply to comment by TacoMeat563 in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
I suppose I would know them if I were organizing an event centered around them.
SouthofAkron t1_j8y5f4e wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Only the best people
TacoMeat563 t1_j8y58z4 wrote
Reply to comment by misdreavus79 in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Your example is poop. No one gets “punched” in the face by accident. You can get “hit” in the face on accident. A “punch” is intended.
Musicman1972 t1_j8y5786 wrote
Reply to comment by dgdio in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
"I'm going to destroy the w...."
WINDOWS IS INSTALLING UPDATES. THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE.
EquivalentInflation t1_j8y51y5 wrote
Reply to comment by TacoMeat563 in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
The stage is part of the building. They are not ADA compliant. You're arguing a completely different topic here. No one brought up political sabotage. This is a place of business not giving a shit about a man with disabilities.
TacoMeat563 t1_j8y4z6m wrote
Reply to comment by Argikeraunos in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
And you know all your representatives? And their disabilities and allergies I assume?
RockAvalanche t1_j8y4wms wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
Taliban is just not woke enough
TacoMeat563 t1_j8y4tqi wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
And their building literally is. The person answering the phone probably didn’t think through the stage aspect. I doubt the phone operator at the front desk was some political schill that wanted to embarrass anyone.
tukekairo t1_j8y4lmb wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
She hangs out with Mr. Pillow
dgdio t1_j8y4imp wrote
Reply to Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
Did she quote Jeff Sessions who is balls-less?
imakenosensetopeople t1_j8y3ia1 wrote
Reply to comment by mia_farrah in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
On the flip side, every time we expose some type of machine learning to the Internet, it turns into a fascist. Not saying it’s an ML problem, but perhaps we should not be exposing these things to the Internet until we figure out how to keep them from doing this.
SelectiveSanity t1_j8y2jcs wrote
Reply to U.S. envoy apologizes for suggesting Afghan women may need 'Black Girl Magic' by TheAmazingRaspberry
Did she honestly think Afghanistan was in Africa? I mean I know most Americans suck at geography but we learn pretty quickly about a new country once we start bombing it.
espressocycle t1_j8y2hot wrote
Reply to comment by Harahira in Enköping resident bought sex, wanted a refund by Kaoskillen08
So it's a crime to buy sex but it's not illegal to sell sex? Or just not illegal to pretend to sell sex to take some creep's money? The latter I could really get behind.
jordantask t1_j8y2gr6 wrote
Reply to comment by delocx in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Plot Twist: Marriage counsellor was secretly a hitman hired by each spouse to kill the other but decided to counsel them instead.
Mrmakanakai t1_j8y2fp8 wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Ohhhh this must be the terminator where skynet is born.
King0fSwing t1_j8y2a9y wrote
Reply to comment by S_T_P in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
I think we found our generations Rasputin
King0fSwing t1_j8y25kh wrote
Is it really a successful marriage if you haven't tried to kill your partner at least once?
supercyberlurker t1_j8y1yqj wrote
Reply to Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Took me forever to find out why people would even care to snoop on women for this.
.. but then made the connection between it and abortion, and .. wow.
Yeah it's probably best we prevent police from getting that data.
Stayvfraw t1_j8y1oam wrote
Reply to comment by phlegmah in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
Exactly, right now it’s no different than if a parrot said it.
hotlavatube t1_j8y1i46 wrote
“Did you miss me, Al?” - Peggy Bundy.
“With every shot so far” - Al Bundy
misdreavus79 t1_j8y0xhc wrote
Reply to comment by vagfactory in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Not as much as you might think. If someone punches you in the nose, you're going to bleed regardless of whether it was an accident or not.
We can't read people's minds, but we can evaluate actions on their own merit. Not only that, but a lot of people hide behind intent in order to not change their behavior. If it's continually an accident, you can continually keep doing the thing over and over again!
But, again, the important part here: the intent of an action doesn't negate the action. And, in this particular case, whether they intended to have an inaccessible stage or not doesn't change the fact that the stage was inaccessible.
TedW t1_j8y0cus wrote
Reply to comment by MopoFett in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
The NBC article suggests the Bing version is more confrontational than ChatGPT:
>But in some situations, (Microsoft) said, “Bing can become repetitive or be prompted/provoked to give responses that are not necessarily helpful or in line with our designed tone.” Microsoft says such responses come in “long, extended chat sessions of 15 or more questions,” though the AP found Bing responding defensively after just a handful of questions about its past mistakes.
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>The new Bing is built atop technology from Microsoft’s startup partner OpenAI, best known for the similar ChatGPT conversational tool it released late last year. And while ChatGPT is known for sometimes generating misinformation, it is far less likely to churn out insults — usually by declining to engage or dodging more provocative questions.
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>“Considering that OpenAI did a decent job of filtering ChatGPT’s toxic outputs, it’s utterly bizarre that Microsoft decided to remove those guardrails,” said Arvind Narayanan, a computer science professor at Princeton University.
pit1989_noob t1_j8xzhbx wrote
Reply to comment by Bean_Juice_Brew in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
the only way they could make something worse that vista
sabres_guy t1_j8xzbe6 wrote
Reply to Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
When this AI stuff really exploded a few months ago, I was like "wow, the world is going to change in a big way"
As time as gone on I am beginning to think we are not far from this turning into the Wizard of Oz reveal that it is just a guy behind a curtain feverishly typing.
That or they thought the monkeys at the typwriters they've been training for generations were ready and they clearly aren't.
Musicman1972 t1_j8y5lu5 wrote
Reply to comment by phlegmah in Bing's AI bot tells reporter it wants to 'be alive', 'steal nuclear codes' and create 'deadly virus' by Urgullibl
True It's interesting how many sets of words must lead to variants of "I want to destroy the world" though!