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[deleted] t1_j8xtbj1 wrote
Reply to comment by blahbleh112233 in Jane Fonda agrees to attend Vienna Opera Ball with Austrian tycoon for 'quite a bit of money' by nimobo
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Slight-Winner-8597 t1_j8xsnzy wrote
Reply to comment by ThatsMeIllFakeIt in Killer tries to escape prison disguised as a SHEEP by Utegenthal
Haha, thanks. I don't deserve it though đ
Crooked_Cock t1_j8xsjuh wrote
Reply to Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Fuck Youngkin.
MrNavinJohnson t1_j8xs7v5 wrote
Reply to comment by imnotsoho in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighborsâ properties by TheHiddenApp
Hahahaa. Please. And thank you.
Sawpit t1_j8xrubd wrote
Reply to comment by Sharp-Ad4389 in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
i have no idea. but this school tried and it looks like it wont happen thankfully. there are schools that want to do this apparently.
Sharp-Ad4389 t1_j8xrk1u wrote
Reply to comment by Sawpit in Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
Wait, why would any employer or school require this?
Manimal31 t1_j8xrd58 wrote
Reply to comment by roguetrick in âHumiliatingâ: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
No it says event organizers couldn't lift it. I bet you it was an insurance thing and who are the organizers probably not very strong people. I just mean regular Joe's who were there. Hard to believe there wasn't 3 dudes able lift him and his chair above their waist.
Manimal31 t1_j8xqyqs wrote
Reply to comment by Viper_JB in âHumiliatingâ: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Ya that sounds like a cop out honestly. Unstable ya ok. I'm a fairly big guy and me and the dude to the left could easily lift that up. It's a chair all told probably 250 lbs with the guy on it at most. 3 dudes average size no problem. Guaranteed it was some bureaucratic BS about insurance or somethin.
_GABO_ OP t1_j8xqynb wrote
Reply to comment by NotoriousREV in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Agreed, especially since this is hardly breaking news.
vagfactory t1_j8xqowe wrote
Reply to comment by TacoMeat563 in âHumiliatingâ: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
No, everyone is against disabled people. There is no other way this could happen without malicious intent (according to reddit)
gamerdude69 t1_j8xqjfo wrote
Reply to comment by sexybimbogf in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
To call them medicine is a stretch? So it's a stretch that adderall is medicine?
idahononono t1_j8xqjaa wrote
Reply to comment by PancakeParthenon in âHumiliatingâ: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Damn, thatâs some dark shit, wish there wasnât any truth to itâŚâŚ.
gamerdude69 t1_j8xqb83 wrote
Reply to comment by snewz404 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Head RN didn't tell because they didn't want to get sued into oblivion
gamerdude69 t1_j8xq3pe wrote
Reply to comment by DizzyDifference665 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Hi I'm a doctor let's take a look at your nutsack and see why it's upside down.
Weazerdogg t1_j8xq1ai wrote
Reply to comment by HarryHacker42 in Leonardo DiCaprio Is Fed Up That He Has A Reputation For Dating Young Women, Source Claims: It 'Really Bothers Him' by jlozada24
These aren't kids! And that is another point, how misogynistic can you people be, that these women in their 20's aren't mature enough, smart enough, etc, etc to know who they want to date? Nothing but ageism and sour grapes.
chasonreddit t1_j8xps23 wrote
Reply to comment by Soziele in Reading bus out of action after swan lands on roof by Calla89
> Swans in the UK are technically owned by the royal family
I did not know this. Makes a certain sense. There are still royal game reserves as well if I recall.
Nonsensical20_20 t1_j8xpdr7 wrote
Reply to comment by pfy5002 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
If I had 500k in student loan debt for a title I also would want people to call me by it.
vagfactory t1_j8xpcaw wrote
Reply to comment by EquivalentInflation in âHumiliatingâ: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Again, not once did I attack his opinion like you want to think I am. Not once did I say he is the negative person. Why would I say I was impressed by his actions if so?
YOU are the negative one refusing to accept a positive statement supporting a disabled person overcoming adversity.
gamerdude69 t1_j8xpb6y wrote
Reply to comment by trixayyyyy in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Why you gotta bring clowns with bad reading comprehension into this? That's pure bigotry toward those unfortunate underdeveoped clowns.
NotoriousREV t1_j8xp77y wrote
Reply to comment by _GABO_ in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Itâs annoying and ruins the flow of the story. Thereâs no reason not to refer to them by their first names after the first use of their full names. Common sense over style guide.
Soziele t1_j8xp5v0 wrote
Reply to comment by chasonreddit in Reading bus out of action after swan lands on roof by Calla89
Swans in the UK are technically owned by the royal family, thanks to some very old laws (like medieval old). Combined with being a protected species, and they probably just wanted to avoid accidentally hurting it by driving off while it was on the bus (also to get it vet attention in case it was already hurt or sick).
gamerdude69 t1_j8xovcn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
You're being dense. You said at the end of your message that psychiatrists don't need to study the organ, and then someone corrected you that, yes, they are doctors, so they in fact do study the brain. Do you always get irrational when you're emotional like this? I'll study your brain.
Sawpit t1_j8xorrc wrote
Reply to Virginia Governor Kills Bill Banning Police From Seeking Menstrual Histories of Women by Sasu105
police can get a search warrant but if the facial recognition is turned off on your phone they cant access it IIRC. women should just feed these apps false information anyways if they are being required to use them by a employer or school like ive heard some school districts and employers want. keep it in a physical book or something anyways if they need if for a doctor or whatever they need to keep this information for.
bilateralrope t1_j8xokvm wrote
Reply to comment by ScrollButtons in Couple celebrates 57 years married despite multiple murder attempts by _GABO_
Killing him didn't work, so they were running low on options.
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