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DizzyDifference665 t1_j8v43q9 wrote
This is giving me such a panic attack.
The one venue, the one arena I always assumed I'd be safe, was at the doctor's.
Fuck...
jppianoguy t1_j8v43jh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
Paywall, but this appears to be an interview with a psychotherapist.
Psychiatrists are actual MDs, not psychologists or therapists. Pretty sure they study the brain as well as the other systems in the body. They don't specialize in the brain itself (that would be a neurologist).
No-Combination-1332 t1_j8v3y7s wrote
Reply to Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
But why? Just for kicks?
[deleted] t1_j8v2oy0 wrote
Reply to comment by darkblash69 in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
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darkblash69 t1_j8v23oy wrote
Reply to comment by lahtidadi in Woman posed as doctor for almost 20 years with fake documents by Mighty_L_LORT
She wasn't terrible, or she wouldn't have been able to do 20 yrs
lahtidadi t1_j8v1d9d wrote
But was she good at it?
predictingzepast t1_j8v1csi wrote
And Oprah didn't give her a show?
snarlindog t1_j8uzmar wrote
well thats one way to live
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TasteCicles t1_j8uy8si wrote
Reply to comment by 0110010001100010 in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Heh heh, I broke the dam.
Smodphan t1_j8uxyfc wrote
Reply to comment by snakkeLitera in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
He might not have thought it worth the time
Darkhorseman81 t1_j8uxjzb wrote
He's lucky none of the prison guards were New Zealanders.
IAMTHEADMINNOW t1_j8uxcs3 wrote
And only made around 50k a year? Why even be a Dr. If you are only gonna make an average of 50k yearly over 20 years that's wild.
Zestfullyclean87 t1_j8uw0f8 wrote
Imagine all of those texts that didn’t go through on our iPhone, and someone just randomly receives them 100 years years from now. That’s just hilarious to me
Somewhere out there is a dick pic that’s gonna be in limbo until 2123
ConnieLingus24 t1_j8uvbqk wrote
Reply to comment by joe-re in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
Yeah totally. Also, I think the implication is that the woman would have gotten off. And just….no. Just no. She would have been seen as a crazy ass bitch and ALSO lost her job. What he did was a violent act. Not a show of contempt (eg gift wrapping your shit). But violence.
baddfingerz1968 t1_j8utqat wrote
Reply to “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
Publicity stunt???
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Reply to comment by Ainayan in “Humiliating”: Denver City Council candidate had to crawl on debate stage due to lack of wheelchair access by Sandstorm400
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realdonaldtrumpsucks t1_j8uqamq wrote
Someone moved some equipment around and found a bunch of stuff 🤣
Professor126 t1_j8upjgv wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
Doc? That's not an Irish accent... Wdym bro? Look at him: Patient: potatos... Potatos... Potatos... potatos... See, Irish as a Leprechaun
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Professor126 t1_j8up1yv wrote
Reply to comment by Bae_the_Elf in Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
I woke up my kids laughing at this. I needed that 😂
BizzyM t1_j8uohfd wrote
Reply to comment by skoltroll in Killer tries to escape prison disguised as a SHEEP by Utegenthal
Mornin, Sam.
MetricVeil t1_j8v4hih wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in While locked up in a U.S. prison, Jesse Krimes secretly created epic works of art by AxionOtter
And was, shackled by the old 'ball and chain'.