Surprised as something slowly tips out aaand... It's a potato!

Morning, Ralph

Fun fact ours is actually the goose. Hell manitoba will pay your the kill then there’s a tail bounty

Historical buildings can be required to meet ramp standards if a non altering approach could be used. That stage is quite wide and not terribly long, there’s no reason they couldn’t use an l shaped detachable ramp that friction clamps to the interior stage. Here’s an example of one such modular system.

https://www.stagedrop.com/ramps/universal-stage-ramps

Or a free standing floor lift that can be flush to the stage without even requiring any damage to the building to attach so yes, the ada does still apply.

Here’s three different guides and companies that do historic accessibility.

Evaluation processes https://www.oldhouseweb.com/how-to-advice/making-historic-properties-accessible.shtml

Professional contractor specialist https://www.ezaccess.com/post/making-historical-buildings-accessible

A second professional contractor this time UK https://www.rapidramp.co.uk/heritage

I will give you this he didn’t check in advance based on the comment of the dance hall’s spokesperson however the ada clearly stated public facilities must have an accessibility plan and that would include stage access because the stage is part of the public facilities.

Horseshit. I have been on many stages in my life. I have never seen nor heard of one without a ramp. That’s how things get put on stages in the first place! Everything gets rolled up on ramps using trucks and dollies.

That's a great excuse for (literally) shitty behavior: "If I was a different person, I would get away with it."

Too baaaaad

They were beavers.

Oh fuck now people will make only in michigan memes instead of only in California since they deserve it more

Had a beaver come onto our land once. Destroyed around 20 trees and then left. Many were partially chewed and just left standing there dying. Had to cut them all down. Beavers can be total POS animals.

Not saying he wasn’t an idiot to do this but I am saying beavers aren’t the cuddly little sweethearts people think they are.

Treating women differently? That’s par for the corset.

Please tell me how my description played out.

I saw this work in a cartoon once

Epigenetic memory triggered by weird proteins or something?

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Give them a week. It's not like beavers are going to sit around and feel sorry for themselves.

Reminds me of Dead Like Me when Rube's mail was returned to sender after 80 years or so.

I broke the dam

Seems kinda messed up that you took a picture of him… I mean, I know you’re trying to bring light to the issue, but snapping a pic of him while he struggles just seems kinda weird and cruel.

I can guarantee there's wheelchair access backstage.

What.

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I guess the ADA didn't apply here?

I don’t know where your getting your info from but I nor any republicans I know are for any of those things.

It's also slow growing, so don't need to mow as often.

My yard got wrecked by a front loader during an outdoor project. I just reseeded with clover. Had a few other bare spots from lack of rain and raked up the soil and seeded there. It hasn't taken over everything yet, but that's the goal. Bonus is that the seeds are incredibly cheap (or were, haven't looked recently).