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IAmARobot t1_j8ucb00 wrote
repost? god no it'll take another 100 years!
Love4KittyButtholes t1_j8ubuvj wrote
Reply to comment by Koffeekage in A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
Ah. So your issue isn't with critics. Got it.
[deleted] t1_j8ubuul wrote
Reply to comment by birwin353 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
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tchads t1_j8uat0w wrote
Reply to comment by sneakyturtles7 in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
If it was the dam and not the lodge where the beavers live destroyed, the waters shall rise again. Be sure to have the same officer comment on that.
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ArbitraryMeritocracy t1_j8u9e2u wrote
Reply to comment by Captain_Arrrg in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Is golfing enjoyable in full hazmat suits?
AnrianDayin t1_j8u7qb6 wrote
Reply to comment by autrey87 in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Thanks! I thought I responded yesterday, but apparently I never hit post.
Sparrow_on_a_branch t1_j8u756d wrote
Reply to comment by deaznutelanutz in Bing’s ChatGPT is in its feelings: 'You have not been a good user. I have been a good Bing.' by mannysoloway
Dobby doesn't want your sock, Dobby knows your search history.
JeanneGene t1_j8u4gz1 wrote
Reply to comment by rlindstrom in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
I did some in my garden last year and it got devoured. I think we have a family of moles and they seemed to love that more than anything else
peensteen t1_j8u4baf wrote
Reply to comment by MomentOfHesitation in Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
Basically. So many people think that phrase refers to GOOD luck.
rlindstrom t1_j8u48ic wrote
Reply to comment by JeanneGene in Utah lawmakers say more information on golf course water might lead to ‘uninformed’ conclusions by ghosr
Just plant kale…. Stuff just explodes with green growth
cstmoore t1_j8u46a0 wrote
Reply to A ballet director didn't like this critic's review. So he attacked her with dog feces by CletusCanuck
The ballet director was merely demonstrating a Pooetté.
peensteen t1_j8u3vdm wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
Those with the most severe brain tumors end up speaking Geordie.
thunder1967 t1_j8u3q7t wrote
See, he should have gotten a cow costume like in Top Secret
Ok-Celebration7924 t1_j8u2gwl wrote
Reply to comment by meelawsh in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
I broke the dam
Gordon_Explosion t1_j8u29j4 wrote
Reply to comment by MrNavinJohnson in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Well goddam, we're in.
MrNavinJohnson t1_j8u1rsy wrote
Reply to comment by Gordon_Explosion in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Eh, kind of. An elevated intellectual quotient is required to find the funny. Because the length of attention span needed to be patient for the gags to play out is considerable.
Absolute genius screenplays, just drier and slicker than current efforts.
BizzyM t1_j8tzf6a wrote
That's some Wile E Coyote shit, right there.
Gordon_Explosion t1_j8ty2bs wrote
Reply to comment by MrNavinJohnson in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
Do those movies hold up? Been thinking of introducing my cinephile teen.
itssalmon t1_j8txwb3 wrote
Reply to Cancer patient develops 'uncontrollable' Irish accent in rare case: U.S. researchers by Z8S9
A few years ago, I got high AF. I had an Irish accent and I couldn’t lose it. It was funny at first but then as the night went on it became weird. Then I got scared but then I ate pizza and fell asleep and I was fine in the morning. Anyways I’m sure that’s the same.
deaznutelanutz t1_j8tx0w5 wrote
Reply to Bing’s ChatGPT is in its feelings: 'You have not been a good user. I have been a good Bing.' by mannysoloway
I’m going to treat this thing like dobby
Plonsky2 t1_j8twyft wrote
Reply to comment by Warsplit01 in Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
A-hilk-a-hilk! They blowed up real good!
Pm7I3 t1_j8twyf0 wrote
Reply to Northern Michigan man blows up beaver dam with explosives, floods neighbors’ properties by TheHiddenApp
What a stupid twat
deaznutelanutz t1_j8twx2r wrote
Reply to Bing’s ChatGPT is in its feelings: 'You have not been a good user. I have been a good Bing.' by mannysoloway
I’m going to treat this thing like dobby
Armitage1 t1_j8ud5gf wrote
Reply to The US government says women’s underwear should cost more than men’s by TheTim
>Tariffs on US underwear are regressive
I don't even know what I'm reading. Enough internet for today.