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bidibbix t1_j9u1ayg wrote
Reply to comment by That_Shrub in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Why chicken drumsticks tho? That's so impractical. But in the state of mind of the wife I shouldn't be surprised
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
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jjalynn916__ t1_j9u0xr2 wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
that poor man, he really gave it his all to save you! i hope whatever has become of him, he’s at least at peace…
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bidibbix t1_j9tyclm wrote
Reply to comment by comrade_fluffy in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Damn!!
-Ravenshine- t1_j9ty6xj wrote
Reply to it will not stop snowing. update by Separate_Operation52
Glad to hear that you're doing well. Sorry about what happened to you. Stay safe.
That_Shrub t1_j9txn3o wrote
Reply to comment by bidibbix in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Leave chicken legs, he's gonna get smelly and septic
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TheDevilsJoy t1_j9twkos wrote
Reply to I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Get.. your children… OUT OF THERE!
rockmodenick t1_j9twcnl wrote
The more I hear about these newer things on the campus, the more it shows that inhuman does not mean unstoppable, or immortal. Most of the things on the campground, they were OLD things, things you couldn't fight, so you accommodate them out of necessity. But these new things, they're much more ephemeral - you've literally beaten one of these things to death with a backpack loaded with a dumbbell. You defied the underwear folder, and if anything, you're now the only human she respects. You killed the murder-eyeball. You told the Treefrog to stop, and it did.
My point is, these things are going to be realizing that they need to be scared of YOU. And it's going to be more dangerous for you to go around pretending that isn't the case, because they aren't going to like being prey. I know it might not feel like it, when so many of them can end a human life in an instant, but that's part of it - they're used to HUMAN lives being fleeting, not their own. There's no ducking out of the way and hoping to slip by unnoticed now. It's far too late for that. Survival means leaning in - legacy has power - just being the one that kills the things that go bump in the night makes you more empowered to stop them.
comrade_fluffy t1_j9tvs02 wrote
Reply to comment by bidibbix in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Prosthetics nowdays are also pretty good
TheDevilsJoy t1_j9tvqqn wrote
Reply to I found a church that's stained glass windows show your future. I will meet a bad end. [Part 1] by GTripp14
This cliffhangeeeeeeer! Don’t leave me waiting to long Tripp!!!
ObjectiveOne3868 t1_j9tvjbl wrote
Reply to comment by Axameno in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
The one kid was good. Never did anything. The other wouldn't stop kicking the sister. Hence she removed his legs so he couldn't kick. And the daughter wouldn't stop pulling the "good" kid's hair so she removed her arms. Hence, she could no longer pull hair.
She's psychotic and has no motherly instinct. She's a heartless surgeon who is good at her job because she feels no stress or emotion distracting her from operating. She's a psychopath (not because she can operate focused, but because she could mutilate her kids like that. Seeing no problem and only problem fixed).
bidibbix t1_j9tupg6 wrote
Reply to I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
You took you kids an get the hell out of that house. Your wife is psycho. Poor children. They're just babies, they don't deserve that.
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Reply to Alexa won't stop screaming. by Idiot108
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Reply to I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
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Axameno t1_j9ttjvc wrote
Reply to I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
wait what-? i seem to be slow why did she do that-
eowfoe t1_j9tssb2 wrote
Reply to That isn't my mom by ToasterGreatBathBomb
ask her about the two missing frickles.
Less-Doughnut7686 t1_j9trtjl wrote
Reply to Alexa won't stop screaming. by Idiot108
It knocked?
Unless it has a sense of humour, I'm guessing it needs permission or an invitation to enter your room.
I considered maybe it's just a killer but the supernatural Alexa makes me feel its more likely something supernatural.
SeabassJr t1_j9tr7p0 wrote
Reply to comment by thatsnotexactlyme in When The Masks Come Off by [deleted]
I think the grandpa shot him, that’s the indication to me at least, since grandpa apologized to OP about his father saying he was a good man but got in the way
amyss t1_j9tqf73 wrote
Reply to comment by comrade_fluffy in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
How about a nanny hotshot surgeon? If my husband so much as hit our kids I’d catch a case. Psycho bitch
thedeadzone2006 t1_j9tq7nj wrote
Reply to comment by hauntedathiest in That isn't my mom by ToasterGreatBathBomb
I'm so sorry your going through that but I have a feeling that op's mother gave up more then just a freckle or two. You don't wanna be makeing a deal with something when you don't know the fine print.
MotherDuderior t1_j9u2lto wrote
Reply to I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
That's so f'd up! Just call the police already.