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runoberynrun t1_j9td543 wrote
Reply to Why does nobody like my stories? by MrFictionalname
This is exactly what this bum I know named Ash Williams did. Brought a girl to his trailer park, recited some poetry, and next thing we knew, the world was ending.
itsmandymo t1_j9taoz6 wrote
Maybe the devil's advice isn't only what you're supposed to say to Daniel? Maybe your words have more power over these creatures than you realize and you can just tell scratchy to cut it out when it's mind control gets out of... control. Yelling "stop" at ol' golfball eyes worked, anyway.
Agile-Masterpiece959 t1_j9t9r5n wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
Lmao I just looked up Squishmallows and this was one of the first ones I saw https://www.ebay.com/itm/175564517386?chn=ps&var=474904180053&_trkparms=ispr%3D1&amdata=enc%3A1UkKahBCwQYqxLdnH2T9qRg33&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&mkscid=101&itemid=474904180053_175564517386&targetid=1584571731043&device=m&mktype=&googleloc=21156&poi=&campaignid=15275224983&mkgroupid=131097072938&rlsatarget=pla-1584571731043&abcId=9300697&merchantid=6296724&gclid=Cj0KCQiA3eGfBhCeARIsACpJNU8bDj6s6CSyqHJsVqnJJEV19Y1zeJ-LJVNBpxoaj-RZn1wUwwsqELcaAiIkEALw_wcB
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platinumvonkarma t1_j9t9a2v wrote
Reply to I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
I thought this was going to go the route of (Connor Detroit voice) 32 stab wounds. It took a bit of a different path!
shifty_mcG33 t1_j9t91jr wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
Way to go, op. 😠Now we're all gonna get eaten.
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jjbugman2468 t1_j9t7hts wrote
I think I’d like the Devil as my therapist
Far-Algae4772 t1_j9t6taq wrote
Reply to comment by LeXRTG in When The Masks Come Off by [deleted]
It's not even just about that. What's done is done, but if I were a dude who'd been killed in this pursuit of knowledge, I'd be absolutely infuriated at you for making my death in vain.
scbejari t1_j9t6t6c wrote
Reply to I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
Damn
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RolyPoly1320 t1_j9t4h8r wrote
Reply to comment by IvaPK in How to Survive College - something is after Cassie by fainting--goat
She is, but from the sound of it, they can't change the target of the thing going after Daniel.
He might be the devil and he might be a trickster, but tricksters can tell the truth sometimes.
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monkner t1_j9t05xu wrote
Reply to Alexa won't stop screaming. by Idiot108
It does seem like screaming is the only sensible thing to do now.
hauntedathiest t1_j9szkgq wrote
Reply to That isn't my mom by ToasterGreatBathBomb
Yet there were still signs that the tumour had been there. I'm going through the same thing with a tumour in my sacrum and it traps the nerves in my spinal cord. Ask her outright and let me know.I could use a miracle right now.I'd be more than happy to sacrifice the mole on my cheek too.
OtterChainGang t1_j9sytph wrote
Reply to comment by Curious-Audience-957 in That isn't my mom by ToasterGreatBathBomb
This made me burst out laughing
TheSkullCupMan t1_j9syndu wrote
Reply to That isn't my mom by ToasterGreatBathBomb
She knew how serious her condition was and yet insisted on going on a camping trip. Might it be that she made a bargain with a creature? Not for her benefit, but rather for yours. I'd suggest looking up more about where she went, whether there were her friends with her or she was alone. The first step would be to check her location history and investigate for any signs of rituals there. Because tumours don't just go away, you don't just get a second chance at life, at least, not without a cost.
RedSavant35 t1_j9sy8t7 wrote
Reply to comment by Whitershadeofforever in How to Survive College - something is after Cassie by fainting--goat
While it's definitely not Ashley's responsibility to help him, and Daniel's being unreasonable expecting her to solve everything... I also can't blame the kid, really. If you told me in my freshman year that I had four weeks to fight and kill some kind of hallway-warping bug creature or I'd scratch myself to death, I wouldn't handle it well either.
The Campground and its old-land creatures are one thing. They at least had some claim to seniority of a kind. But these things (the literal Devil aside) are all weird newcomers who think they're hot shit for terrorizing a fresh batch of dumb children every year. It doesn't feel right to act like the campus's current state is a natural order.
SatireStarlet t1_j9td9zl wrote
Reply to comment by VorpalAbyss in How to Survive College - something is after Cassie by fainting--goat
How?