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Deck her fake ass

Thanks for the upvotes boys I'm still waiting for him to deck his mum in an update!

Honestly I don’t think you have a lot of options but to talk to her and ask about her trip. If you are not comfortable to be alone with your mom, you can ask one of your friends to be with you.

Happens to me when I abuse prescription medication

lol, I can relate. It happens to me a lot, too.

Don't worry, I'll listen! 🫶

ALWAYS!

Were you saying something? Anyhow, there's a cool new sand store down the street.

All I knew is that the mall was in that general direction. I looked for the Ikea to figure out which building it was. There are a lot of buildings around that area.

I think you mean the Squishable plague doctor!

I hope you didn't travel to St. Paul to reach the MOA as the mall is in Bloomington, a suburb of Minneapolis.

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You're literally neither a fiddle player nor an angel nor a Saint. So why in holy hades are you trying to deal with the devil??????

Something similar happens to me. It doesn't turn to gibberish. People just blank on my words and move on like it never happened.

wowee man

This is hilarious and creepy, I enjoyed it.

But I live with a squishmallow addict (my sister) and I know that there is no way that you could walk around holding a box with a 24 incher plus others in the box. HAHA I know this is a dumb critique.

I tried to get into liking squishmallows because my sister is obsessed and I have a few.

Oddly enough I have one 24 inch squishmallow that is a black bat and it is the size of a bean bag chair. It takes up half of one side of my queen sized bed. Squishmallow sizing is b.s. but usually the 24 inch ones are actually huge.

I also have the black spider squishmallow that I think was listed at 16 inches. It is also big but more reasonable for the story.

.............the real horror story, obviously, is do you see what the squishmallow addiction does to you? To your friends and family!!!?!

hahaha

“Do I look like the fucking fairy godmother?” The Devil doesn’t mince words, does he? Lol

Poor Cassie. I know she’s wanted nothing to do with the inhuman things on campus, but things just got much more dire for her. She can’t continue to avoid it at this point. Maybe ask if some of her friends can stay over while you deal with Daniel?

Maybe she could invite some people over under the guise of pulling an all-nighter to study. Inhuman things generally hold off if people are in groups. It might buy you both some time. Dispose of Daniel’s problem before you tackle hers, or you’ll be stretched too thin.

Break a leg, Ashley… and if nothing else, if it came down to it, I’d let Maria and Grayson handle the scratching while you keep Cassie safe.

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i guess he rolled one at a time and they were all six sided. but sounds like no one is safe anymore

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>Having to run naked down the hallway while being pursued by the evil embodiment of shampoo is pretty high on my list of things I never want to experience.

I can guarantee you, Ashley, that if it ever came to that it'd be far worse for everyone who witnesses such horror than it would be for you.

Aw hell naw. Creepy ass worm suit shit? Nah. I woulda yeeted the fuck out

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