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jennywhistle t1_j9quad3 wrote
Reply to comment by zebisnaga in I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
Dentists don't say otherwise..
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Reply to comment by the_humeister in Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim
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Petentro t1_j9qto14 wrote
How old is jackalope?
zebisnaga t1_j9qt2xl wrote
Reply to comment by jennywhistle in I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
that makes sense , but still, why dentist say otherwise?
that pratice (brushing the teeth before eating) is something I only see in america, not in europe.
Gold_Combination_492 t1_j9qs088 wrote
Is jacalope a homonculous like nick? Or is it really nick in the future or past 🧐
jjalynn916__ t1_j9qpnd3 wrote
time to break out the bear traps and hire some snipers. the fact that it could literally happen to ANYONE at any time is truly horrifying. sadly, killers who operate at random are near impossible to catch - BUT, it has been done before. so there’s still some hope
ComicRelief64 t1_j9qo5sg wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
Itsa pillow! Itsa a pet!
Alabaster_Canary t1_j9qo489 wrote
Reply to comment by Ravenamore in DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
I have one, his little lantern glows in the dark.
Hindufury t1_j9qmfu9 wrote
Reply to comment by EducationalLettuce55 in I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
16 ounces each
my_name_is_gato t1_j9qlwvp wrote
As an entity approaches the speed of light, time will slow down to a near stop. Something that just passed the event horizon will experience a much longer perception of time than an entity outside the black hole. The outside viewer sees something get devoured instantly. The entity entering the black hole could experience billions of years.
What are the odds that all of these physics and astronomy questions still linger? Quantum mechanics, accurately measuring the distance and size of celestial bodies, etc. Even the simple double slit experiment demonstrates how absurd the "rules" are regarding time and energy. I think the odds that science can create productive fusion but can't form any real consensus on many of the the results from CERN are low.
What explains the spooky action at a distance, gravity waves, an ever expanding but lifeless universe, dilation of time and light? We are being turned into spaghetti this very moment. Earth is already at the event horizon. Our entire history is a stretched out perception of time due to approaching the speed of light. In short, we are all essentially already crushed. We just don't and can't know it yet.
BalphezarWrites t1_j9qlnd6 wrote
Reply to comment by Thr33Littl3Monk3ys in I own an abandoned motel, and I’m telling you, you can’t escape your past by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
I have my doubts such a person can be beaten. Perhaps, despite the contortions of magic that have twisted her into the vessel she is now, there may yet be some way to be rid of her; but defeated in any finality of the term? Unlikely.
Otherwise_Pick_2863 t1_j9qlloz wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
i don’t typically buy stuffed animals, they creep me out. Thanks for this friendly psa. If you have a normal squishmallow, do not bring it near my house, as it is a guarantee my dog will eat it.
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jennywhistle t1_j9qhuh9 wrote
Reply to comment by zebisnaga in I had to kill me wife by redditcaptain1234589
So the real reason that's not being explained is that our enamel is softer and weaker after a night's sleep.
So, in your mouth, there is bacteria. Even brushing as well as you can, there's a microbiome that's ever-present in your mouth (this is why traditional mouthwashes are so bad - they unbalance ALL bacteria in your mouth, even the good stuff).
This bacteria stays pretty much in balance in a well-taken care-of mouth, as long as there is saliva present. Saliva washes away food particles that bad bacteria feast on, boosting their numbers and creating bad odor. But, more importantly, when bacteria feast on sugar, it turns to acid.
This acid softens our teeth, which is why those with chronic dry-mouth will often suffer cavities more frequently.
When we sleep, saliva production pretty much halts. That's why you wake up with a cottony mouth. If you eat right after waking, you're basically converting any sugar you eat directly into acid that goes to work at your teeth.
By brushing prior to eating, you "restore" your mouth's balance, stimulate saliva, and are ready to eat.
Cori32983 t1_j9qgq6a wrote
Reply to DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
My youngest loves the squishmallows! She has her bed completely covered in them. She rips the tags off them though. Now I'll never know which ones are real!
scarymaxx OP t1_j9qg0x7 wrote
Reply to comment by enjoymeredith in I had a house that eats the dead. It wasn’t the only one. by scarymaxx
My mistake; I was dropping him off.
Jgrupe OP t1_j9qfvyv wrote
Reply to comment by emokitty1994 in DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
That's good, keep a close eye on him tho 😂
Jgrupe OP t1_j9qftq3 wrote
Reply to comment by Prestigious_Gap1001 in DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
Happy cake day! Oh come on, they're fun! Assimilate! Assimilate! I mean... They're so cute and fuzzy, why wouldn't you want one?
Jgrupe OP t1_j9qfoge wrote
Reply to comment by MPD1987 in DON'T BUY THE KNOCKOFF SQUISHMALLOWS by Jgrupe
Agreed!
Clam_Samuels t1_j9qvuhx wrote
Reply to "Other Nick . . ." by Saint_Circa
Maybe Nick could somehow push Other Nick out and get his hands free, too? There has to be some way to break the portal