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danielleshorts t1_j969hk6 wrote
Reply to I have been cheating on my wife and today I found out she has been cheating on me too. And I have never been more terrified in my life. by An_Obscurity_Nodus
Whoever is knocking is persistent.
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Adlanaa t1_j964em2 wrote
You're totally gonna bone a vampire.
THEBOI400 t1_j9645a8 wrote
Reply to I have been cheating on my wife and today I found out she has been cheating on me too. And I have never been more terrified in my life. by An_Obscurity_Nodus
Daniel I grow tired of waiting, come out. What's the worst that could happen?
MissTriggerMortis t1_j961izu wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortablyNomNom in I don’t think the trees in my backyard are just any ordinary trees. by Apprehensive-Oil-914
Or make like a tree, and get outta there!
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bluebook21 t1_j95xe37 wrote
Reply to comment by rephlexi0n in My childhood best friend was a maple tree. My memories of her have started to change. by rephlexi0n
That makes sense! You " came to" when she was weak.
The-Shattering-Light t1_j95w0hy wrote
Reply to comment by emokitty1994 in My Dad Hit Me by SubstantialBite788
Or maybe just not be an abusive ass and force you to get up and run
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petitsfilous t1_j95tiku wrote
Reply to I am a Famous Actor, but I was Attacked by a Decrepit Mummy from Beyond the Grave. I Need Help! by shiny_happy_persons
Thankfully, the doctor's already signed an NDA, so a cheeky injection in the privacy of your compound should have you looking shiny and new again.
Surprised your management let the Vulture in, though, they obviously haven't been paying attention to the franchise business.
ComfortablyNomNom t1_j95srwy wrote
Reply to I don’t think the trees in my backyard are just any ordinary trees. by Apprehensive-Oil-914
Its time to make like a tree, and leaf!
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IceBlazeWinters t1_j95qw2i wrote
Reply to I have been cheating on my wife and today I found out she has been cheating on me too. And I have never been more terrified in my life. by An_Obscurity_Nodus
- if you loved your wife like you said, you wouldn't have cheated on her in the first place
- i'd suggest getting a lawyer, cause you pretty much committed a murder
- you should seek psychiatric help for that nightmare
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MysteryMachineDriver t1_j95q36k wrote
Reply to I have been cheating on my wife and today I found out she has been cheating on me too. And I have never been more terrified in my life. by An_Obscurity_Nodus
Dumb just let and you go on your own
BoxingBelle t1_j95po26 wrote
Reply to comment by Apprehensive-Oil-914 in I don’t think the trees in my backyard are just any ordinary trees. by Apprehensive-Oil-914
Ring salt around your house? Get some silver or Iron? The usual ward off the bad things stuff.
Colddustfox t1_j95oo4q wrote
Reply to I have been cheating on my wife and today I found out she has been cheating on me too. And I have never been more terrified in my life. by An_Obscurity_Nodus
Goodbye Daniel. Have fun in hell. :)
Physical-Theory-5829 t1_j95nh87 wrote
Reply to My Dad Hit Me by SubstantialBite788
He trained you to survive 🤷🏻♀️ shame his dad didn’t push him … then maybe he would be alive
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