I really hope that you share what else you find out about Kirby and her old owner!!

Did the police find your car outside? In such a derelict neighborhood it wouldn’t be a surprise if it was stolen almost immediately, I suppose!

But I’m glad you’re ok, friend. Many aren’t so lucky when dealing with these esoteric earthen entities

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Sometimes things are clearer from a distance.

Oh shit I know you

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i just wish i had noticed it as soon as you did. but yeah, i think you're right.

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Ohhh Nora.. I'm glad to see a couple more updates from you, however you've had quite a week. I'm sad to know that Martina is actually gone and it wasn't just a bad dream. Had the circumstances been different, I would have found it hilarious how even after she passed, she was still the same old Martina, taking over the lady's body against her will during the séance to talk to you and even calling her a fraudster.

I'm glad you found a friend in René, he seems like a good guy. If you ever need some company in the future, I'll take a trip up there. Thanks to some smart investments, I'm retired at 31, which means I'm free if you ever need some help. I'll even stop at OLL and bring you a gallon of holy water, I wonder if that would help against what you're dealing with. No offense to him, but I really hope that René is wrong and that you'll be around for much longer than a year.

Anyway, sending love & positive vibes from Jersey. Looking forward to your next update, as always, as long as it doesn't involve you or anyone you care about being seriously hurt or killed. It seems as though you're in a lot of danger and I wish there was more I could do to help protect you. Please be careful.

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I could tell early on in your story that Madeline wasn't a real person. Maybe you did absorb her in the womb and she tried to make you acknowledge her within yourself.

Biology works in mysterious ways.

I don't know. This one must have been 127. Doesn't that help skew the average a bit?

You're right, I'm not Keanu.

Do you only date women that are younger than 27?

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I'm pretty sure it will be a lot slower death than that. I'd worry about the order in which things will either, shrivel, decay, and drop off, as well.

I know this isn't Keanu....I need to know more! Jeez. This is like Xander and the mummy....

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>Keep your secrets then.

I'm not Elijah Wood.

Okay, that got me laughing pretty hard.

Keep your secrets then.