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IAmTheMageKing t1_j8t6gck wrote

Reply to comment by Symphedelic in I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx

I don’t blame OP at all for not approaching the witch. Expecting people to behave like perfect logical machine to act in accordance with the “rules” you think exist is really unfair. Some can, and they can go to u/fainting--goat’s campground. But following rules in the face of morality and emotion is a character flaw, not a boon.

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Orange__Moon t1_j8s8vrf wrote

Reply to comment by Broeckchen89 in Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim

Now I don't know what to really call myself, I generally say I'm straight cause I'm married to a man but I've had a few relationships with other women who were lesbians, and they were the best relationships I've had and remember them only fondly, unlike relationships with men. I don't really think about it like that, I would date an alien with tentacles for hair and blue skin if they were cool or a robot that was completely sentient and self aware if we got along, being made of metal wouldn't bother me. But since I've been with my husband for 20 years and have a kid with him I would just say I was straight. I still wouldn't fall for this crap or like or accept someone cause someone said I should. My husband says I'm the most stubborn, obstinate person he's ever met. That I'd argue the sky is blue. Which I would cause it only appears blue to us, the sky is black. The only time it reason I ever pretend to agree with anyone is to shut them up because they are annoying me. I'm too much of a nihilist to believe shit. Still, I better be careful before an ancient cambion comes after me as the ultimate target. They would lose, but it would still be annoying.

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TheGreenGent22 OP t1_j8s103h wrote

Reply to comment by Natural_Disk6661 in I fell in a hole, and was stuck for 4 days. I didn't come up alone. by TheGreenGent22

Afterwards, once I knew what they were, I started seeing them everywhere, even in the news. I moved to Maryland and in the first month my window was completely infested with them. I had to get tweezers and pull them out. They would come out all gripping onto each other. Hundreds in my window track.

I felt like I couldn't escape them no matter where I went. Although now they smell more like cucumber

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