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lizziepie4thewin t1_j8kw7ud wrote
Reply to How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
Tell him you want to make a thin section and show your dinosaur professor!! It’s super nerdy it will totally work!
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Petentro t1_j8kviyz wrote
Reply to comment by 02321 in I Work As A CSI (Part 1) The Clipped Body Cases by 02321
It's cool dude I totally eat candy given to me by strangers all the time it's only bit me in the ass 5 or 6 times
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First_Adeptness_6473 t1_j8kuql0 wrote
Reply to comment by crk365 in Unknown Creature by Flimsy_Combination75
I think on all four if he said that it looked like trixtie but whatever it was i dont wanna know
Dextrias t1_j8kulez wrote
Plot twist. Derrick is actually a giant bat in disguise.
Son_of_a_crumpet t1_j8ktu95 wrote
If you hang around waiting for the perfect time to have children, it will never come, congratulations on your clutch. If you ever need a babysitter hit me up, I’ve a degree in early childhood, a full dbs check and love many legged cuddles
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OutHellHound t1_j8kj9r9 wrote
Reply to How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
Give the petrified wood to Daniel
SpongegirlCS t1_j8kj6w0 wrote
Reply to comment by S4njay in How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
He also knows more than he lets on.
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Sir_Dave_Cat t1_j8kj5m4 wrote
Reply to Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim
Oh shit! RUN!!!!!!!!!
SpongegirlCS t1_j8kj1ay wrote
Reply to comment by FeminineSalamander in How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
Fuzzywuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzywuzzy had lots of hair.
Fuzzywuzzy was a power bottom.
Still is too!
Am I doing it right??
ybnrmlnow t1_j8kig4w wrote
Reply to comment by FeminineSalamander in How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
42, the answer to everything in the universe.
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Reply to The Hole World by CornerCornea
ugh why did it have to be slugs? I am glad you made it alive
FeminineSalamander t1_j8kbjos wrote
Reply to comment by ybnrmlnow in How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
How much terror would petrified wood feel if petrified wood could chuck wood or something like that
leah_paigelowery t1_j8k6rcy wrote
Reply to I Killed The Man Who Murdered My Sister, but a Fortune Teller Just Told Me There's More to the Story by JameGumb724
I’m on Krystal’s side. Your vibe gives me bad vibes…
danielleshorts t1_j8k6qua wrote
Sooo, how'd the conversation go with him? I'd love an update.
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Reply to Ever since I woke up from surgery, everyone tells me that I’m married to a man I’ve never met. by PeaceSim
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