I wonder if the wood is lucky because it's petrified or because of the intention, or a mix of both? Like entombed wood taken by someone alive as a gift of love, an intimate act. Or something cheesy like that. A shaving of the wood in a necklace might be good. I don't know if you can replicate the steps to make your own.

Daniel is not reacting well. I think your idea is worth telling him, but we both know he's going to unfairly demand you do the target change. And you're nice and compassionate enough that you'd do it because you won't want to say no. But, if there's anyone else at all... Like, can you make the larva attack one of the monsters? I doubt it, but surely someone else deserves the ire. One of the useless security guys?

Oh man, perfect timing! I wonder what kind of wood it is? I mean, yeah, petrified, but what was it before?

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Agree with the person who got their comment deleted, have you been to the doctor? No offense.

I feel you. Nice thought, poor execution. Almost literally. Stay safe and good luck in the new place. Sounds like you’re filling it with light and love and good stuff. You’ll be okay.

If we find anything else, I'm moving. Know anybody looking to buy? We'll throw in a free couch!

I was aiming for a surprise, but with interest rates hiking and the market not cooling in my area, I had to work with the budget I had. I'm lucky she's such a forgiving lady. I'll stick to flowers next time.

You'll have to get back to us if you find anything...off about the couch.

Yeah, most people would be super pissed if their S.O. bought a death house without running it by them first. Bro. You’re lucky she didn’t kill you.

Exterminate!

Is chatterBox actually “alive” or just a smart robot??

I don't believe it's enough to not be Christian. I've seen many people of different religions in there

Rut row...

It's definitely seen some wear and tear, but it didn't feel quite as lumpy at our old place. I'll have to look into this!

you made me look at FNAF a whole different way

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Are you sure there isn't someone in your lumpy couch, or was it lumpy at your old place too?

I’m glad I’m a pagan.

Now you've made me pretty worried because I totally ate the sucker he offered me....

I wouldn't eat those suckers if I was you. There could be something in them causing these strange cases. Perhaps Jackalope already chose the next victim, YOU.

Only read some but… Laurie seems to be Lorelei…

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