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fainting--goat OP t1_j7t06sq wrote
Reply to comment by Elajz in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Yeah so I actually mentioned I saw him in front of Cassie. 😬 It was terrifying. She was... displeased
fainting--goat OP t1_j7t00el wrote
Reply to comment by rule-bender in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
I don't think there is anything specific we just didn't get along that well but neither of us felt like breaking it off to the whole thing just deteriorated little by little. It was, as Cassie likes to remind me, "a mess"
fainting--goat OP t1_j7szv13 wrote
Reply to comment by not_this_word in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Well I can get my eyes checked but glasses are kind of super expensive on their own. But that's really helpful advice so thank you. I will certainly follow up on it because I hate those lights.
fainting--goat OP t1_j7szpr4 wrote
Reply to comment by Fairyhaven13 in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Your last sentence makes me feel like no matter what happens the friendship is going to be ruined. 😞
fainting--goat OP t1_j7szkv6 wrote
Reply to comment by Cryptid_Muse in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Maria? But she has no other practical experience and that worries me.
fainting--goat OP t1_j7szivi wrote
Reply to comment by WitherHuntress in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Hmmm good point 🤔
fainting--goat OP t1_j7szh7r wrote
Reply to comment by KProbs713 in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
As a college student myself, I'm not sure if I should feel insulted or impressed by this parallel.
fainting--goat OP t1_j7szdmq wrote
Reply to comment by Elajz in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
This is not a pro tip. This is an alarming tip. I don't want to know how you know this.
fainting--goat OP t1_j7sz8x9 wrote
Reply to comment by VyePuwahi in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Yes but other than that one thing she has no practical experience, right?
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Reply to Spin by FirstBreath1
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VyePuwahi t1_j7svgt2 wrote
Can I point out that MARIA is better suited to this problem of Daniel's? You nearly got lost. Figure out a plan, but let her help. She may prove stronger than you imagine.
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HungClits t1_j7ste9x wrote
Reply to comment by Memsing in I'm a therapist for monsters under the bed, they aren't the scariest things at night anymore... by Flopperlad
I'm thinking of Pandora's box. When all the evil things went out into the world like greed and so and so. So it's honestly just fear or the embodiment of it
Wine_Dark_Sea_1239 OP t1_j7ssztm wrote
Reply to comment by Thr33Littl3Monk3ys in I own an abandoned motel and I’ve severely underestimated the weight of a deer carcass by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
Lol true! I have no reason to believe this guy would be any more reasonable as a human.
Thr33Littl3Monk3ys t1_j7ssioy wrote
Reply to comment by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239 in I own an abandoned motel and I’ve severely underestimated the weight of a deer carcass by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
True. That would make life easier for you!
But if he doesn't pay, it's not like you could take him to court. lol How would you explain that? "Your Honor, he owes me $xx because every full moon he shows up demanding his tributary taxes, and then tries to break down my front door and wreck my porch!"
danielleshorts t1_j7ss1ke wrote
Reply to My friend is a compulsive liar by ineedabettertitle
Track that fucker down & put a bullet right between his eyes, AFTER cutting his tongue out & sewing his mouth shut. Make that shit stain suffer a bit.
ODCreature98 t1_j7spsxk wrote
Reply to I'm a therapist for monsters under the bed, they aren't the scariest things at night anymore... by Flopperlad
Monsters under your bed trying to collect your life? My brother you are the landlord have you tried collecting rent from them?
Wine_Dark_Sea_1239 OP t1_j7smc7s wrote
Reply to comment by sallyjosieholly in I own an abandoned motel and I’ve severely underestimated the weight of a deer carcass by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
Lol yes!
sallyjosieholly t1_j7slunn wrote
Reply to I own an abandoned motel and I’ve severely underestimated the weight of a deer carcass by Wine_Dark_Sea_1239
Next time, make sure beer isn't flat
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ISawWendiGo t1_j7shlhk wrote
Guess who has a twin that died in the womb? Ask your parents about it. Maybe if they will acknowledge her and tell her why she didn't make it and that she was wanted and loved she may leave you alone. Anything is worth a shot, huh?
Kindly-Name-1099 t1_j7sgppb wrote
Reply to comment by WaltVinegar in My Grandmam always told me about the kelpie by JustAUsedBlanket
OP explained they used a dialect thing to help out (and are likely somewhere else in the world) so they probably read one with that and used it. (In the removed thread, someone else had commented on this.)
fainting--goat OP t1_j7t09hv wrote
Reply to comment by ena_bear in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
I reminded Maria of that and I hope she's reminded Daniel but I'm not sure what I can really do about it.