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PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz OP t1_j7dckl5 wrote
Reply to comment by Far-Algae4772 in I think my roommate brought home a witch by PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz
I blame parents of would-be-witches being inspired by Magrat Garlick's unfortunately misspelled name.
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Leivyxtbsubto t1_j7d7m5k wrote
Good news! I will survive since I have seen some terrible things as a paramedic and half the job is not reacting to the gruesome sights and sounds if they are still awake.
At least these people seem chill about being infected easier to handle than someone screaming at me because they are freaking out because they lost the tip of their finger. Very minor injury for the injuries I’ve seen on my line of work.
Blonde_Dambition t1_j7d57fl wrote
Reply to comment by Famous-Cookie-7487 in There’s a noise downstairs. by LimpyLaundry
Your English is perfect as far as I could see!
Blonde_Dambition t1_j7d522y wrote
Reply to comment by ilyaphrodite in There’s a noise downstairs. by LimpyLaundry
Me too! Sweet babies
Far-Algae4772 t1_j7d4fa2 wrote
Man, I'm so tired of every witch being called Margaret. Screw you Margarets.
scarymaxx OP t1_j7d3lfy wrote
Reply to comment by S2Charlie in I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
I wish it had…
scarymaxx OP t1_j7d3k8c wrote
Reply to comment by sleepinthecar619 in I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
I don’t know!
sleepinthecar619 t1_j7d3g5n wrote
Reply to I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
Wait, so is the daughter cursed too, now?!
S2Charlie t1_j7d3bwo wrote
Reply to I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
Saying it next to drunken Nathan should've saved him🤷
scarymaxx OP t1_j7czm05 wrote
Reply to comment by rainlikeice in I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
I’m not sure yet! There’s no rule book for this… I might need to go and see if Old Tom is still around. Or even alive?
rainlikeice t1_j7cz8zj wrote
Reply to I stole from the witch with razor fingers. Now I must pray to her every midnight. by scarymaxx
What are you going to do?! Will you and your daughter both need to say the words every night?
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xXKikitoXx OP t1_j7cswcx wrote
Reply to comment by BwackGul in Took a bad turn on a road trip, and now I don’t remember who I am. by xXKikitoXx
Doesn’t it xP
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xazegodxo t1_j7cs0f5 wrote
I lack imagination so I accept any and all explanations
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