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Leivyxtbsubto t1_j7bbe0y wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in There’s been a bird whistling outside my window the past few nights. 10 minutes ago I heard it in my closet. by TotalChaos935

So here’s what you need to do now

Step 1: Call the police and make them aware there is an armed intruder in your home.

Step 2: See if cops survive going to investigate. If the responding officers survive have a holy man/woman bless your apartment and burn sage.

Step 3: Always announce before bed “I am not accepting any visitors tonight human or anything else”. Some salt on the windowsills can’t hurt either (remember this is if the officers survive)

Step 4: Before opening a window or door that leads to the outside announce you are not accepting visitors at this time human or not and that they are NOT invited in.

You let it in when you opened the window. You didn’t say yes or no to it entering your home so it chose for you.

What’s worse is places and things aren’t haunted, people are. Go to a holy place! It’s hunting YOU.

It sounds like the demon Caim or an Ulama. Or just a demon that’s latched onto you but there are so many different types of demons. You’re in danger.

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modvavet t1_j7aa9bx wrote

Reply to How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat

Work in IT; can confirm that intestines are very useful.

Need to pull several cables from one place to another and want them to look neat and orderly?

Use some intestine to encase them. Bang. It's all one big cable now. Cabling sausage.

Got to get some wireless access points up to a warehouse ceiling? Ran out of chain or wire to hang them?

Intestines are your guy.

Need to make sure no one uses a certain computer for a while?

Wrap the keyboard in intestines. It will remain blissfully untouched.

Know your IT tools.

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RedneckStew t1_j7a89mx wrote

Reply to comment by JCtheWanderingCrow in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat

I upvote this answer. They don't call it snowblind for nothing. Also, bodies of water if you're looking out on the water with the sun behind it.

I vote polarized lenses. Have a prescription pair and they aren't horrible to wear at night while driving either. Especially ially if you have are nearsighted and astigmatism like lucky me.

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