Recent comments in /f/nosleep
Elajz t1_j75w702 wrote
Honestly, at this point, just screw Daniel. Let him die
Unless he comes to you. Himself. Begging. On. His. Knees.
Also Ash don't you even dare think about catching feels for Stevo again, or I have the feeling Cassie will be the one having a claim on your life.
...am I the only one wondering if the "fixed" computers would work? Maybe even do inhuman stuff...? :0
MizzCroft t1_j75t76f wrote
Reply to Château Dugibier by TajIsly
This is scary. I thought he was going to ask you to be his wife not drug you to be their prey..???
WitherHuntress t1_j75rthp wrote
This is just my theory but I think modern-Perchta switched targets because the bystander shrieked which might have counted as a distraction so she went after him
If my theory is right you need to do whatever it takes to trigger that larva into switching targets
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Perchta the one that helped Kate guide the kids selling Ice without a wheelbarrow to the afterlife or whatever.
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mossgoblin t1_j75r5lm wrote
Reply to comment by MotherofPuppos in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
So thoughtful of Fiona's boytoys to turn a tragedy into a nice cookout.
mmrrbbee t1_j75r3gq wrote
Reply to comment by _Shobe in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
Church people are crazy and broken and have a mission to break others and make them need the church. Good job mom for being so strong!
mossgoblin t1_j75qwxv wrote
Reply to comment by JollyTraveler in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
I want you to know I upvoted this and then retracted it because it was at 69 already and that was simply too perfect.
dalma19 t1_j75q1uy wrote
Reply to My Grandfather’s Best Friend Drowned in the Creek When She was Ten Years Old - They Never Found Her Head by mikeventure76
Nah, your Gramps couldn't have been that swamp monster. It had a female body with sagging breasts, right? Hope that he holds on and is able to give you one more fantastic tale.
Barbie-Brooke t1_j75oqf0 wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
OMG Jacek to the rescue! You guys are the new age fairy tale and I am here for it❤️
not_this_word t1_j75o1pd wrote
>...and the lights give me a headache
Okay, so I can't help with the supernatural stuff, u/fainting--goat, BUT, I might have some advice that will help with the lights because I have the same problems. A lot of times those lights are fluorescent. One of the solutions that works for some people is tinted glasses, but finding the right shade of yellow/orange/amber/whatever can be tricky.
However, since you should have free student healthcare through the university, you might consider having your eyes checked because another thing that can cause those sorts of issues--which you wouldn't really notice unless you were constantly in front of a screen...ooooooooor under fluorescent lights and looking at a screen--is eye problems. In my case, for example, one of my eyes is the teensy-tiniest bit nearsighted and the other is the teensy-tiniest bit farsighted (we're talking -.25/+0.25 levels of tiny). So I see near perfectly and basically have 20/20 vision, but get headaches when I'm on the computer or reading a lot, and it's more prominent under fluorescent lighting. If you tell the optometrist that you're having issues with screens when under fluorescent lights, they can know to check for the really slight differences that they might otherwise overlook as margin of error. And be HONEST with them. Don't guess when you're not sure of a letter.
rule-bender t1_j75nyph wrote
Chicken Tenders is back! I.. sort of forgot why you broke up, tbh, so I guess I’m like you, Ashley. Anyway, I hope he becomes a Good Friend™️ considering he’s now a believer.
Also, variations of old creature? It’s like looking at them through water — not entirely the same, but just enough to realize what they are. I suppose one good rule to add, more so for yourself, is to not assume you what you know stays the same.
[deleted] t1_j75mn3w wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Weird posts by a girl I used to follow on social media by normancrane
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Resk69 t1_j75mhkt wrote
Reply to The Yearwalker (Final) by Saturdead
You can wish for anything?Wish for the power to kill any "void" based organisms (like evan).You just have to suffer one more yearwalk.All yearwalks after that will be easy.
rainbowshabmagic t1_j75m556 wrote
Reply to My Grandfather’s Best Friend Drowned in the Creek When She was Ten Years Old - They Never Found Her Head by mikeventure76
If your grandpa was transformed when he was a kid does that mean genetically ur family is part swamp monster?
_embr t1_j75lv28 wrote
Reply to comment by VorpalAbyss in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Fair enough 🤷🏻
VorpalAbyss t1_j75ls1u wrote
Reply to comment by _embr in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Yes.
_embr t1_j75jnn6 wrote
Reply to comment by VorpalAbyss in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
So... did you eat a small child, or did you replace one with intestines? I'm confused here.
Ok-Book-5804 t1_j75jm42 wrote
Reply to The Yearwalker (Final) by Saturdead
Thanks for sharing your story. It was a real ride.
leah_paigelowery t1_j75i2xk wrote
Reply to The Yearwalker (Final) by Saturdead
I hope we can follow on your next one as well. I know you could do it.
KProbs713 t1_j75hjre wrote
Well that's unsettling. A common theme seems to be the inhuman emulating aspects of their older generation but with significantly less restraint. They're evolving and have reached the point at which following rules is a choice, not a compulsion.
Seems especially fitting for it to occur at college.
ena_bear t1_j75h5hb wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
We need to respect the balance. Since both sides want the sleeping entity, I think we need to befriend it first so that it’s loyal to the forest and Fiona and can’t be manipulated by either side.
VorpalAbyss t1_j75fq7a wrote
Reply to comment by AzarothEaterOfSouls in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
I happen to disagree. I have solved a great many problems by using the versatile material known as 'intestines'.
Broken wire? Intestines.
Violin strings? Intestines.
Small child? Intestines.
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I don't see why you couldn't use intestines to fix computers. Intestines are the future, the future is now.
S4njay t1_j75fim1 wrote
Ok, I was NOT expecting this to happen. Like, not at all!
You need to figure out a way to pirate the software, and you'll never face this problem again.
nib_nibblers t1_j75ehft wrote
Reply to comment by AzarothEaterOfSouls in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
You thought the cable trays were a mess before… oof.
Elajz t1_j75weg6 wrote
Reply to comment by rule-bender in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
I don't know why they broke up, but I sure do remember him being an ass and swearing at her through texts and I want him to be punished