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Jaredy t1_j6zlune wrote

Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt

Yeah, I mean I had no respect for him from the start, then with the name calling, the "firm hand" (that one made me gag) and then poor Casimir? IS CASIMIR OKAY? Don't feed your dad to any entity though, that can't be good for their diet.

Of course you will. One, you have a lot of support from multiple parties, and two: you have no choice. :)

I wonder what Nick will do to your hotsauce man if he helps you with the entity, seeing as how Nick really wants to stuff the thing down his greedy lil throat.

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girl_from_the_crypt OP t1_j6zkwqp wrote

Reply to comment by Jaredy in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt

You're right. That ain't a father, that's just a heap of trash. Sad old fucker. He lost all possible mercy I coulda had with him the moment he hurt Casimir.

The entity... Yeah. Dunno. I'll figure sth out tho. I will.

Hellboy Calcifer... Come on, give the guy a break, he's far too hot to be made fun of!

...get it?? Get it???

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Jaredy t1_j6ziz63 wrote

Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt

Alright, having dug in - I understand that what your sperm donor (that's no dad) said is concerning, with you harboring something so powerful it could tip the scales for all mortals. I mean, how are you going to ensure it stays asleep, stays safe from other influences? If it even remains asleep.

But honestly, I wish that sad cretin, that pitiful excuse of a man, to spend eternity in one if hell's prisons, I'm sure that green dominatrix would enjoy a fresh addition.

No amount of past trauma excuses such despicable behavior.

I'm glad you got away with everything more or less intact, and I'm glad Hellboy Calcifer was once again able to save the day in his usual dramatic fashion.

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Secret_Riga t1_j6z7ew0 wrote

Reply to They can only get you if you react. DON'T REACT. by wilsonicus

I'm curious to know if wearing a full facial mask would be enough to protect you or would result in you getting immediately swarmed for "cheating". Since he said his ma never leaves the house theres the real possibility she got infected either through the TV,an online post, a video call, or an unfortunate with an postman. Let us hope it's the later and evcaute to depopulated areas to be safe.

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