Disastrous_Ad2007 t1_j6b3s2k wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:42 AM

Reply to I was held hostage over Christmas. I’ve never smelled so much blood. by ByfelsDisciple

What is an escrow knife?

Disastrous_Ad2007 t1_j6b3or2 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:41 AM

Reply to comment by FruitcakeAndCrumb in I was held hostage over Christmas. I’ve never smelled so much blood. by ByfelsDisciple

No he is not.

Kitsyn t1_j6b3igb wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:40 AM

Reply to Pink Noise by Laurenzobenzo

Wow, I'm glad you're safe. I need some pink noise.

[deleted] t1_j6b2u8d wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:35 AM

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Success0bsessed t1_j6b2hm8 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:32 AM

Reply to The Yearwalker (Part 12) by Saturdead

It’s around this time that I would change my wish to make John human/un-blameless-bullet-in-the-headed again. I feel like he really cares for you😭

nataliechaco t1_j6b17q5 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:22 AM

Reply to Pink Noise by Laurenzobenzo

I love pink noise. Couldn't recommend it more

[deleted] t1_j6b0mxo wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:17 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6b0moh wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:17 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6aznh3 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:09 AM

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CowBoyBartJeppesen t1_j6ayxj9 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:03 AM

Reply to I need a monster hunter, I'll pay what ever you want by [deleted]

It takes a monster to hunt a monster-

[deleted] t1_j6ayhaa wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:00 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6ax14o wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:48 AM

Reply to If you find yourself in the forests of Europe THIS could save your life by MrFrontenac

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JustSomeBadGas t1_j6awe2q wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:43 AM

Reply to I Found Evidence of a Nuclear Accident that Never Happened by epicwizardcowboys

SHE MOLTED LIKE A CRAB

[deleted] OP t1_j6aw9ty wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM

Reply to My wife wants to summon Zoth-Ommog, third son of Cthulhu by [deleted]

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stomaticmonk t1_j6aw7mz wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:42 AM

Reply to I found an old computer in my new apartment. I wish I never turned it on by Coureherritt

Have you thought about putting a latch and padlock on the door?

[deleted] OP t1_j6aunoa wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:30 AM

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[deleted] OP t1_j6atc7l wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:20 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6ar5uh wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:03 AM

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[deleted] t1_j6aqlyd wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:59 PM

Reply to I found an old computer in my new apartment. I wish I never turned it on by Coureherritt

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[deleted] OP t1_j6appv5 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:52 PM

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leah_paigelowery t1_j6apjxb wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:51 PM

Reply to I mortgaged my soul to the Devil, but his interest rates are killing me. by Theeaglestrikes

You’re in deep. Can’t wait to hear about your next payment. See if he’s open to questions next time please.

Cthylla11111 t1_j6ap1nk wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:47 PM

Reply to comment by MysteryPlayz08 in My wife wants to summon Zoth-Ommog, third son of Cthulhu by [deleted]

I accept.

Shucks the post was deleted 🫠

[deleted] OP t1_j6aofux wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:43 PM

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MysteryPlayz08 t1_j6ao4h8 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:40 PM

Reply to comment by Cthylla11111 in My wife wants to summon Zoth-Ommog, third son of Cthulhu by [deleted]

I offer a baguette as tribute 🥖

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