Who’s razor???

Of course he’s lying. He’s as credible as the CEO of a US company saying they never shared data with the US government.

Broke my tailbone when I was 14 due to my sister hitting the back of my sled with hers, causing me to spin out and go ass-first against a tree. Some of the worst pain of my life, and it wasn't until my late 20s when I could sit on hard surfaces without pain jolting up my back again.

We did some dangerous crap when we were growing up in the mountains. Looking back, I'm honestly surprised the broken tailbone was the worst injury any of us sustained with all the stunts we pulled. I can comprehend the teens thinking that this was going to be a fun experiment --it's awful it ended this way for them.

Speaking about Trader Joe’s. Avoid any frozen strawberries from there because they’ve been recalled.

Pretty soon it is going to get so tight it will pass straight through his neck and he can walk away scot free.

They called Reagan the Teflon Man, but he had nothing on Trump. A pure rooky by comparison.

This is obstruction and it’s a 20 year charge. This is extremely relevant. It takes away the attorney client privilege.

Just as petrol companies never knew they were a major climate change contributor.

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I don't think you have to worry about Trump writing in jail.

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If CCP walked in and said, “Why are you suddenly crying? You’ve been selling your data to us for years!” I’m sure some politician would pop up and say, “but not like this!”

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Now there's an assertion that's worth a bucket of warm spit.

Okay, no martyring, got it. But how about tar and feathering?

He is a trader of his dignity for sums of cash and the attention of low people.

How about no. And a block.

Hitler wasn't in his 70's when he was arrested.

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IIRC 3IDs turn ins are currently being upgraded for the 2028 modernization (which is already very unlikely to hit target schedule)

I agree there at least. Russian warcrimes are happening RIGHT NOW so of course they're the primary concern. But the US are pushing themselves as a white knight in this situation so it's important not to forget their crimes just because there's something more current.

Also hitler was mid 30's when he went to jail. Trump is old.

Comedy doesn't discriminate. Gilbert Gottfried did a 9/11 joke two weeks later.

Yeah, some jokes are dark and it's a way for some to cope with horrible things in life. Only by making it something we can laugh about does it become something not so overwhelmingly bad that you can process a bit of it little by little. Can't do something about something you're too afraid to deal with.

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They'd still need to go into witness protection, quitting the force doesn't take the target of them and their families

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