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Alkdmani t1_jcgwlnf wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Second pigeon wearing homemade smuggling backpack found inside B.C. prison by heathtree
He moonlights as a drug smuggling bird.
OneWholeSoul t1_jcgwbdb wrote
Welp, prisoners can't be allowed air anymore, I guess. /s
(Please, America, don't do this.)
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Jeremycycles t1_jcgvv5y wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in First Republic in talks with major banks about a rescue plan by Powerpuff_Rangers
The FDIC may say they will guarantee everything over 250,000 but they literally just used all of their cash reserve to do it for a bank that isn't even in the top 15 largest in the US.
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Reply to comment by theymightbezombies in WSJ News Exclusive | U.S. Threatens Ban if TikTok’s Chinese Owners Don’t Sell Stakes by TheAngelMutants
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Ksh_667 t1_jcgu7y5 wrote
Reply to comment by doc_willis in Second pigeon wearing homemade smuggling backpack found inside B.C. prison by heathtree
Gotta make sure they have the right gear. Young pigeons are under such pressure these days to have the best designer duds.
Ksh_667 t1_jcgtwn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Impeachykeene in Second pigeon wearing homemade smuggling backpack found inside B.C. prison by heathtree
I think Adidas will see a marketing opportunity here.
ThoughensTheNipples t1_jcgtdme wrote
Reply to comment by pegothejerk in First Republic in talks with major banks about a rescue plan by Powerpuff_Rangers
Wait. What!? Yesterday, someone told me to shove all my money up my ass, and I've been walking around with $5 dollars shoved up my ass. You're telling me that is not the safest place for my $5????
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DragonflyValuable128 t1_jcgrups wrote
Reply to comment by pegothejerk in First Republic in talks with major banks about a rescue plan by Powerpuff_Rangers
Amazing that CNBC has that assclown on night and day.
ErrantsFeral t1_jcgrdsd wrote
Anyone got a link to the Pigeon Amnesty Petition?
MalcolmLinair t1_jcgqqml wrote
This whole bank debacle is making me think of the old Simpsons gag with the pig at barbecue. "It's just one bank failing, the economy's still good...! It's just a few small banks shut down, it's still good, it's still good...! It's just a major bank begging for help, it's still good, it's still good...!"
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grandpaharoldbarnes t1_jcgowd3 wrote
I remember when Goldman Sachs fell all the way to $48/share.
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tikstar t1_jcgnqgc wrote
Reply to comment by todayilearned83 in Inflation in Argentina surges past 100 percent in historic spike | Inflation News by ethereal3xp
I'm not surprised to see a comment about American politics in an article that's not even about the US.
PM_ME_UR_DIET_TIPS t1_jcgnb7h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in First Republic in talks with major banks about a rescue plan by Powerpuff_Rangers
>Lankford said the impact of this standard would be that small banks would be less appealing to depositors with more than $250,000, the current FDIC insurance threshold.
Isn't that the correct approach?
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AaronfromKY t1_jcglxu6 wrote
Reply to comment by ShoestringTherapy in First Republic in talks with major banks about a rescue plan by Powerpuff_Rangers
I know nothing about any of this, but after the selloff on Monday I bought a bunch of bank stocks and made a few hundred dollars easily since fear lead to them being oversold. Just saying what worked for me.
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resplendence4 t1_jcgwt1v wrote
Reply to comment by DargoTheGreat in Second pigeon wearing homemade smuggling backpack found inside B.C. prison by heathtree
Well he's gonna be a jailbird now.