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yourbraindead t1_jaf1ifv wrote
Reply to comment by QubitBob in California Lottery stands behind $2 billion Powerball winner despite claim ticket was stolen by ILikeTalkn2Myself
I think he was trying to make a joke about the fact that in the longer scale that many countries use (like we in Germany) after a million comes Milliarde and then billion. So your trillion is our billion.
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Reply to Cocaine dealer says $74K fine for selling drugs to undercover cop is unconstitutional by 2028W3
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Matt3989 t1_jaf18so wrote
Reply to comment by BozoidBob in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
No he didn't.
>Agents screening checked bags found ammunition and a ballistic vest emblazoned with “Deputy Marshal” in one of Clouden’s bags, according to the affidavit. They retrieved more of his luggage from the plane and found an AR-15 rifle that “meets the definition of a machine gun,” another rifle, a handgun, a taser, a spring-loaded knife, an expandable baton, a “United States Marshal” badge and U.S. marshal credentials with Clouden’s name and photo, according to FBI agent Christopher Granato.
They retrieved the bags from the plane, but stopped him as he tried to board. How exactly would his carry-on get onto the plane before he boarded?
RatKing_Spaghetti t1_jaf14ps wrote
Reply to comment by BozoidBob in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
Yet one guy tries to ignite spicy nikes on a plane and were still here 20 years later taking our shoes off 😤
Ok-Welder-4816 t1_jaf12qv wrote
Reply to comment by pegothejerk in Convicted Keokuk school owner a no-show to prison - WTAD by ninjascotsman
I figured you meant he didn't care about being caught ogling them in a lingerie store
Ok-Welder-4816 t1_jaf0wyj wrote
Reply to comment by 47_47_47 in FBI arrests so-called sedition panda in 6 January Capitol riot case by batmaninwonderland
To be fair, the Falun Gong have some legit gripes with the CCP
Cindexxx t1_jaf0u5v wrote
Reply to comment by Zenedarr in Cocaine dealer says $74K fine for selling drugs to undercover cop is unconstitutional by 2028W3
Dude you always need the /s. People will say that seriously now. They're that dumb, you don't want to get lumped in with them do you?
Matt3989 t1_jaf0t8n wrote
Reply to comment by Bottom_Wobbles in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
He's not only a prohibited person, but one of the guns was an unregistered machine gun. He's going away for a long time in a Federal prison where early release isn't on the table until you've completed 80% of your sentence.
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BozoidBob t1_jaf0m5u wrote
Reply to comment by Matt3989 in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
Had a machine gun in his carry on
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unk214 t1_jaf0izs wrote
Reply to comment by ADarwinAward in Convicted Keokuk school owner a no-show to prison - WTAD by ninjascotsman
Is there a reward for catching him? I’m free on Sunday.
Ok-Welder-4816 t1_jaf0hwq wrote
Reply to comment by soulsteela in FBI arrests so-called sedition panda in 6 January Capitol riot case by batmaninwonderland
How about the ringleader himself?
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Reply to comment by Productsoftheday in Ukraine war: Zelensky says situation in Bakhmut worsening - BBC News by UsernameEmanresu22
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Matt3989 t1_jaf0gl0 wrote
Reply to comment by BozoidBob in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
These were in checked bags. So they'd be pretty tough to get to mid- flight.
Available-Camera8691 t1_jaf0bxw wrote
Reply to comment by PuraVida3 in Drone crash near Moscow was failed attack, governor says by steevo
Tell that to the drones parents, it's spouse, its children, with a straight face.
Shame. Shame!
FestiveSquid t1_jaf09rg wrote
Reply to comment by ConvolutedFluid in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
Aisle 4 no longer exists. It blew up, bro.
Ok-Welder-4816 t1_jaf07an wrote
Reply to comment by Krillin113 in FBI arrests so-called sedition panda in 6 January Capitol riot case by batmaninwonderland
Obviously it's a thank you to one of their chief sponsors.
[deleted] t1_jaf06r6 wrote
Reply to comment by marvelmon in Twitter under fire for censoring Palestinian public figures by 8Splendiferous8
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reaverdude t1_jaf065g wrote
Reply to comment by asdaaaaaaaa in Ukraine war: Zelensky says situation in Bakhmut worsening - BBC News by UsernameEmanresu22
Glad you posted this. Notice how because the article isn't about Ukraine winning all the same jokes, memes, comments about how stupid and inept Putin is, and Russia in general are nowhere to be found.
RevivedMisanthropy t1_jaezzd7 wrote
Did Under Armour pay for product placement?
Q_OANN t1_jaezx7x wrote
Reply to comment by CakeAccomplice12 in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
Tongue in cheek with “forgot”?
It was his gun, a loaded clip, and 30 rounds. Pretty sure you don’t forget you have that on you, especially when you do the normal pat down after removing stuff to enter
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Gozillasbday t1_jaezuu6 wrote
Reply to comment by Bottom_Wobbles in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
Well of course not we can't have any sort of reasonable gun control laws here in the US. Even if it was forgetfulness, oopsie I forgot where my killing devices were isn't good. If you misplace your guns you can't own guns should really be a law.
Edit- "Clouden was convicted in 2016 in New Jersey of unlawful possession of a weapon, according to Granato."
And of course he still had guns after this.
mohammedibnakar t1_jaf1k81 wrote
Reply to comment by Q_OANN in FBI says man had guns, ammo, fake marshal ID in baggage by Thetimmybaby
What sort of pistol has a 30 round clip?