> the whole movie brainwashed and indoctrinated the audience with its hogwash lunatic religious fantasies.

This is a silly statement.

First of all it's clearly fiction.

And second, a gay person literally saves all of mankind from doom.

The family was selected by "god" or whatever because of their love for one another. The sacrifice they had to make was absolutely brutal, but it was done out of love for their daughter to have a future.

I really doubt anyone who watched this movie thought "Oh wow! God demands such a cruel sacrifice to not literally kill everyone, what a cool and awesome god =)"

You gotta not get triggered just because god seems to exist inside the universe of this fake movie. It’s not that big of a deal

I liked a lot of it. My big problems were how distractingly bad/cheap the newscasts were, and the fact the concussed husband had barely any personality. The other guy had to pretty much carry the whole movie - and which I have to say, he did no problem - but it diminishes the impact of the ending a lot.

It doesn't have to live by my standards and I never said that. I thought I was going to watch a good thriller on my off night not a religious agenda. If it would have said christian thriller I would never have even wasted the money.

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It’s a movie. Why does it have to live by your standards. I’m guessing you are young by how entitled you sound. If your over 25 then yikes.

The book had guts. The movie was so mild.

I'm already utterly disappointed and gimmicked: I just watched Cocaine Bear.

The ending wasn't what I wanted it to be (I prefer the book's ending), but the actors more than made up for it imo. That scene with Rupert Grint telling them not to look away is something I'll be thinking about for a long long time.

I thought it was very milquetoast. They changed some things from the book and made it less interesting

It was an odd choice for the ending yeah, the book ends very differently and you might enjoy that much more. Look it up if you're eager to be more disappointed by the movie.

Agreed. I went in prepared for a moral dilemma. The Saw francise actually delivered a far greater level of moral dilemma. I would have far preferred an ending where they chose to save their family instead of the world. The ending just felt hollow and empty.

It was pretty okay.

Jaws, jaws 2, jaws 3-d, sharknato, sharknato 2, and sharknato 3.

I hereby give you the reigns to write a shark movie.

There is now nothing stopping you from completing your vision for the perfect shark movie script.

Come back to me when it is written.

Anyways, the shark movie that needs to be made is where the shark isn’t the enemy, the shark is the fear, the people are the enemy. “Haha loser already been made check insert name of movie here”. No shark attacks, but the fear of shark leads causes the people to go, “out of character”. Todays day and age, everyone wants a what’s going to happen next mind buster.

Good suggestion, Tommy Wiseau

What if I go in the sky? There's no possible kind of shark that can get me there.

Fans always think they can write a good movie but it’s almost always shit

Yes, you will get some amazing ideas, guaranteed. Yet, somehow, when it hits the screen, it will be the same old shit.

Jaws

The end

Honestly, what do sharks really do besides swim to keep their gills from failing, and just eating?

Sharks basically live to swim and eat. There's not much concept that can be applied to them to really make a "different shark movie"

Just my 2-Cents

Big Shark by Tommy Wiseau.

All sharks can be defeated by just going onto land.. here's my idea..

#Landshark

I watched this after the Matrix as planned - haha - one thing - I’m surprised by the amount of male genitalia 🤣🤣 and in an 80s movie?! I giggled - I’m a 13-year-old haha…

But really great flick and definitely what I was looking for! Thanks again :)