bosman3674 t1_jedav6t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:27 AM

Reply to My neighbor keeps a giant skeleton in their front yard all year round and decorates it up for different holidays by sneakybrownoser

This is in Maryland right ?

CyTic5 t1_jedajbb wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:24 AM

Reply to My eczema is in the shape of Australia by coldlikedeath

I see it.

dasheran0n t1_jedai1q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:23 AM

Reply to My wife is growing Blue Oyster mushrooms on our window sill by rasta4eye

Is her name Mary and does she fear the reaper?

AlexWinchester481516 t1_jed9rd2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:16 AM

Reply to comment by Sixty4Fairlane in This cat uses three paws to rest his head by Sixty4Fairlane

So glad the precious baby recovered! What a sweet story!

MasterpieceBrave420 t1_jed97vn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:11 AM

Reply to comment by warpedaeroplane in This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher

Nice try smelly Pete.

Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_jed8ubf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:07 AM

Reply to comment by AlexWinchester481516 in This cat uses three paws to rest his head by Sixty4Fairlane

The vet told me today that he is about a year old. He originally found his way into someone's engine compartment and lost his tail and was paralyzed for the time, but he thankfully recovered and they took him in as their own. :)

[deleted] t1_jed87eu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:01 AM

Reply to This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher

[deleted]

ngatipakehatokuiwi t1_jed86ly wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:01 AM

Reply to These jeans have built-in shoes by mehtulupurazz

Did you lift it up?

Equivalent_Ad1362 t1_jed83vd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 4:00 AM

Reply to This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher

I just imagine a bunch of creepy middle aged guys waking around with green looking for women to hug

crabmuncher t1_jed7t05 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:57 AM

Reply to comment by HalOfTosis in My wife is growing Blue Oyster mushrooms on our window sill by rasta4eye

That and the cowbell.

NastySnapper t1_jed7sq9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:57 AM

Reply to These jeans have built-in shoes by mehtulupurazz

Imagine all the shoplifters running out to steal a pair.

charlesteacher OP t1_jed7ou0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:56 AM

Reply to comment by President_Starscream in This building has doors to an outside without a patio by charlesteacher

I wonder how locked it is from the inside or does it just have a tiny warning?

synapsing_at_random t1_jed7l2r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:55 AM

Reply to This building has doors to an outside without a patio by charlesteacher

Watch the first step, it's a doozy.

President_Starscream t1_jed7k0j wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:55 AM

Reply to This building has doors to an outside without a patio by charlesteacher

It kinda looks like there was a patio or stairway there once. Who knows.

warpedaeroplane t1_jed7jlq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:55 AM

Reply to This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher

Please do not attend a conference in person if you aren’t willing to shake a few hands, and certainly not if you can’t be within 6 feet, if for no other reason than it really isn’t practical in your average convention center.

daft__cunt t1_jed7i9r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:54 AM

Reply to This conference has bracelets to communicate comfort levels of touching by charlesteacher

Purple for full penetration?

theoreticalproblems t1_jed7fmg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:54 AM

Reply to This building has doors to an outside without a patio by charlesteacher

suicide building 😍

maruffin t1_jed7f1n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 3:54 AM

Reply to My neighbor keeps a giant skeleton in their front yard all year round and decorates it up for different holidays by sneakybrownoser

Someone in my town did this last year. It started at Halloween, which makes sense. But then we were all treated to Fall/Thanksgiving Skeleton. Then Christmas Skeleton. Then Mardi Gras Skeleton. Then Easter Skeleton. Finally they took it down.