A Liberty V, unfortunately not in very good condition, or it might have been worth a little money.

The internet has evolved because wtf this looks too real for me.

0.25g olive oil = 0g fat = 0 calories

uh

Pavement-spoon.

There is no spoons.

Yes. I vote maximum water level to envelope the anus plus the dick and balls for smooth expulsion

When it comes to toilets, America is the wild west. Sometimes you're perched over a porcelain grand canyon, sometimes your nut hairs will be tickling the surface of a shallow pond.

We desperately need universal toilet reform!

They have no power because we gave them no power. Like the other response to my comment, I'll push your lips into your throat for calling me "son" before I will for using any of these terms.

I'm not your son, boy, but thank you for an example of how a word that isn't inherently disrespectful or hateful can become so if used in a certain way.

None of those terms have power because we never gave them power, and if you're offended every time you see the word cracker I'd bet good money that there's a white hood at your house, or there was one at your father's.

Wal-Mart guerilla marketing

Look up are u at the Walmart?

After I orgasm I'm going to yell out "Finissimo!"

Embarrassed? Ask for 2 boxes with a big shit eating grin. Nothing wrong with protecting yourself.

yeah but think about driving a motorcycle around a giant parking lot exclusively.. or snowmobiling around a flat frozen lake and never getting on a trail.. gets boring pretty fast.

I think that's a mason bee, the. Don't build traditional hives but use hollows in trees.

Right?! Real question

I was permanently banned from that sub so everything associated with it is getting downvoted

I wonder if the food is as good as that other restaurant Labia's?

>Not that tasty to be fair.

Perfectible in line with sake then, not much taste to it.

u/starsky1357 Why would they send you this?

Sometimes they also do this so your device doesn't move. It's not the same, but I have a docking station for my laptop that contains a 1 lb chunk of steel so it won't drift across my table.

You know what else isn’t designed for auto-flush toilets? Those damn cheap ass shit toilet seat covers. I sware, you have to pop out the bottom flap which is always a pain because of the cheap paper ripping, then when you finally set it down on the toilet seat and make some adjustments, auto-flush triggers and flushes all your hard work away.

You mean to tell me you don't have precise control of your cheeks?

I... don't think these are actual supposed to be in your bathroom. its a gag gift, dont wipe with that lol

No one’s arguing that it wasn’t bacteria, they’re simply saying that “holding it” rather than just going outside can result in a build up of bacteria and/or poor hydration, that results in a UTI, which is a fact for pretty much all animals.