How long before there's a search engine that calculates where any living person is? Wouldn't be a far stretch to think some governments already have that.

oh. good to know, haha. although oddly i think i would have been less creeped out by a tarantula

i honestly hate this so much and the discomfort it brings me is indescribable 😐

You just proved my point

Are you constantly rubbing lotion or cream on your hands all day long?

How ludicrous!

You know what racial slurs are still 100% acceptable for any race to say? What words you can use to describe a particular color of skin that nobody, not even people of that skin color, care about?

All of the white ones. Cracker, honky, whitey, redneck, hillbilly. There's absolutely zero stigma surrounding these terms, even today. So while Washington's football team has to change its name, and brands like Land O' Lakes and Aunt Jemima are removing racially charged images from their packaging, good ol' Cracker Jacks is still standing tall. In fact, they're including women in their racial slur popcorn now, too.

This comment is 100% for humor, so please DO NOT take it seriously. I'm all good with those terms sticking around. It's just what pops into my mind every time I see the word "cracker". Removing the word cracker from anything is a ridiculous idea which should not be entertained.

I always wondered why the automatic flushing urinals start to flush when I'm done pissing and I start to shake the last drops off. Like it knows I'm done but I don't want it to flush until I'm done shaking my dick.

Everyone knows you’re supposed to stand and catch it and then wipe later

No, that's not a tarantula. Tarantulas are *WAY* bigger.

"There is no spoon..."

this is the perfect amount of interesting for this sub

nothing else has ever been so exactly mildly interesting

the platonic r/mildlyinteresting post

In 1000 years archaeologists will be digging around and discover these spoons and an entirely new hypothesis will arise while various schools of academia try to relate their religious significance to early 21st century society.

Sign of the Soup Devil. There should be some dentures in the concrete not far away.

No its not. Its caused by a bacteria infection.

I wonder what their phone looks like.

Ghetto AF. LA? Overpriced for a shitty 50¢ cup of noodles and a spoon serving or two of meat.

Do you have the Geiger counter?

The athletic position is just slightly bending your knees to give you a lower center of gravity. Look at how linebackers/cornerbacks line up in football or you'll see the stance of a defender in basket ball where their knees are bent and hands up or on thighs. Obviously your hands are wiping your butt in this scenario lol

It's so cool when they do this at vintage shops!

Damn. Just had this done to our 14lb cat and they were tiny…

Nature is so fascinating.

It looks kind of like the head of the guy two posts up.

Supermarket's don't produce anything. They buy stuff from distributors or producers and then resell it. Are you suggesting supermarkets you go to are buying things for x and then selling it for 4*x, or are you suggesting that they buy it for x and then sell for (x+c)*4 where c is a proportional amount of all their other costs?

I'm talking about profit margins which subtract out all their costs. Everything I can find says that grocery stores typically operate on 1%-3% profit margins. Nowhere near the absurd rate you're suggesting.

Here's a Showerthought: Toilet paper containing red ink could disguise a dangerous medical condition.

Oh wait... that's a News article.