phalic-disco t1_je87tjt wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:55 AM

Reply to Someone paved a circle of spoons into the sidewalk near me. by Chaeix

That’s a Walmart seed

Laminarom t1_je87bo0 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:51 AM

Reply to comment by BarbequedYeti in This gas station has a pizza vending machine by TheKingrover

Saw one in Sudbury outside the hotel I was at, had to try it. It was better than I expected, wouldn’t want it over a domino’s. It took maybe 5-10 minutes, don’t remember exactly lol

cradugamer t1_je877yx wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:50 AM

Reply to comment by dadarkgtprince in I never use the 1, 6, 8, or 9 button on my oven by VVynn

No 375 is just bake > up up up up up

vampircorn420 t1_je872vk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:48 AM

Reply to comment by ThatLeetGuy in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane

:(

Van_GOOOOOUGH t1_je86z0f wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:48 AM

Reply to This club labels bathrooms based on urinal inclusion or exclusion. by TabascoWolverine

I'm all for inclusiveness but this causes me to have to think a little harder before deciding which room to go into. It used to be so easy to figure out.

magnificentfoxes t1_je86xe6 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:47 AM

Reply to comment by Leading_Funny5802 in This gas station has a pizza vending machine by TheKingrover

Even not that long ago in the UK, like ten, maybe fifteen years... You'd still see Clix vending machines with pre measured, powdered drink in them. Good luck on figuring out which soup it was. It was just labelled as "soup." ...and it was always mediocre but massively welcome if you were in a hospital, office, cold railway station etc.

sparksofthetempest t1_je86rwp wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:46 AM

Reply to My cupcake looks like an angry tortoise by 33Stickers33

I was gonna say Blobfish.

Sreves t1_je86g6m wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:43 AM

Reply to Someone paved a circle of spoons into the sidewalk near me. by Chaeix

As a concrete worker, there is a quarter in every single sidewalk, foundation, bridge deck, set of stairs, parkade ramp, or floor slab, that I've ever worked on. And I know quite a few guys in the trade who like to do it as well, so there is a fair chance that there's a coin in a lot of concrete slabs that you see.

Doomerlicious t1_je86dhk wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:43 AM

Reply to A wooden sign for a local restaurant by [deleted]

Hate to break it to you, but it’s a flower…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoria

DrLeftCrRight t1_je869bq wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:42 AM

Reply to A wooden sign for a local restaurant by [deleted]

Looks nice, but it's actually in the hood.

pilesofcleanlaundry t1_je85x7b wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:39 AM

Reply to Bladder stones taken out of a 21 lb dog by seynabri

What the hell, does the dog drink nothing but Diet Pepsi?

Leek_Soup_Lover5000 t1_je85nca wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:37 AM

Reply to comment by Thejankyguy in Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

This guy gets it

pete_ape t1_je85l30 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:36 AM

Reply to comment by ImitatingShady in This onion only has 4 layers by PM_ME_YR_BOOPS

Or waffles.

Vyper11 t1_je85anv wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM

Reply to Someone paved a circle of spoons into the sidewalk near me. by Chaeix

Not pave, you pour sidewalks.

Alan_Smithee_ t1_je85230 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:32 AM

Reply to Someone paved a circle of spoons into the sidewalk near me. by Chaeix

The sidewalk is still loading.

Meanwhile, mum and dad are wondering where all the fucking spoons are.

Heyhihello04 t1_je84n5y wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:29 AM

Reply to comment by ThatLeetGuy in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane

I live in FL and I'm not killing them :( they are cute.

Uh_Duh_Mass t1_je8496k wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:26 AM

Reply to I never use the 1, 6, 8, or 9 button on my oven by VVynn

Apparently never use a wet rag either, oh my lord.

Mindful-O-Melancholy t1_je83uem wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:23 AM

Reply to Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

The last one should be a “Shitter’s full” meme

tigerf117 t1_je83tmw wrote on March 30, 2023 at 2:22 AM

Reply to Reddit gave me r/Showerthoughts toilet paper by starsky1357

Even if you don’t stand and wipe put a little TP over the sensor so you can stand and pull your pants up without that vicious water spray. Then you can yank the TP and get out before that nasty water splashes, at least at the high pressure violent ones like at my work.