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Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5l683 wrote
Reply to comment by gearslut-5000 in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane
I do not, but I'm aware of the risk of a water enema!
swankypotato t1_je5l5kj wrote
Give him a little kiss
gearslut-5000 t1_je5l1od wrote
Reply to comment by Sixty4Fairlane in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane
nice, I couldn't imagine owning one but I'm glad you find them fun. Do you wear those neoprene shorts?
Sixty4Fairlane OP t1_je5kwyd wrote
Reply to comment by gearslut-5000 in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane
We've had them for a bit less than a year and they're really fun, but I don't plan to take them to the ocean because the freshwater lake is big enough here.
AnnoyingDanz t1_je5kqoh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane
Some people have never seen an iguana
ScrizzBillington t1_je5ko0t wrote
Reply to comment by niagaemoc in There is a face in our wooden table by phalanxHydra
He got some mean sideburns tho
hate_mail t1_je5kk4m wrote
That’s cool your dryer has a power of greyskull button!
Riegler77 t1_je5kijn wrote
Reply to comment by TrashPanda592 in Condom and lube vending machine by Logical_Scientist221
To retard means to delay. (This is also used in medicine). In this case it means that it's designed to make the man come later.
oblongdon t1_je5kb1r wrote
He looks so confident
purple_pixie t1_je5k419 wrote
Reply to comment by TrashPanda592 in Condom and lube vending machine by Logical_Scientist221
Presumably somewhere that speaks a Romance language, and it'll retard in the sense of to slow down / delay.
Given the name it's next to I'd have to assume Italian
(Also the UK doesn't use the Euro)
Riegler77 t1_je5k1e1 wrote
Reply to comment by yolorips in These crutches I loaned from the pharmacy for daughter can be set at 4'12". by Bara_Chat
Why not? 4'12 is obviously 5'2
gearslut-5000 t1_je5k0v7 wrote
better than eels in your hovercraft
get him some little oakleys!
edit: are you satisfied with your jet ski purchase? how long have you owned it?
Birthday_dad420 t1_je5jx1g wrote
Just remember that 1/3 pounder failed because people though 1/4 is bigger
Groinificator t1_je5ju4q wrote
Reply to This art installment in Chicago resembles the Reddit upvote and downvote icons. by Candid-Race-4876
Bro they're arrows
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ryukvmi t1_je5jsq0 wrote
Reply to Condom and lube vending machine by Logical_Scientist221
Condoms in vending machines? Seen it, it's common. Lube? Nah thats the god damn sex dispenser
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Juan-More-Taco t1_je5iou3 wrote
Pretty sure that's his jet ski now.
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Reply to comment by 152centimetres in These crutches I loaned from the pharmacy for daughter can be set at 4'12". by Bara_Chat
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Reply to Condom and lube vending machine by Logical_Scientist221
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TrashPanda592 t1_je5i8zr wrote
Reply to comment by treknaut in Condom and lube vending machine by Logical_Scientist221
Ok i'm curious what is a retard condom. Going by pricing it's in europe or the uk?
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gearslut-5000 t1_je5l81v wrote
Reply to comment by Sixty4Fairlane in There's currently an iguana basking on my jet ski by Sixty4Fairlane
ah okay be careful!