Goddamn

5foot is unlucky in Mandarin.

Haha that’s hilarious

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or are they slanting it so they can reduced the amount in the bottle?

Very interesting. Probably controversial for you to save it but I would. Regardless of everything it’s still a piece of important history to this country

Redditors when they see an arrow: "Holy shit is that reddit reference??"

Klownishness

Gonna start telling people I'm 4'24"

Wait, the Klan is a religion? I thought it was just a bunch of idiots who got together to hate people

Well there are twelve inches in a foot so you must have to list them all.

To be honest this looks like something made for the U.S. market by someone who grew up with metric.

I'll take those odds

If they say it in jest, absolutely.

Reminds of a dude I knew named Daryl who, when asked how long a task would take, would say something like “a maximum of fifteen to twenty minutes”.

Fair enough. Perhaps I should have said “Influenced by the book Ender’s Game, inspired by less cerebral impulses.” 😉

Spent a few months working with my brother doing residential construction. When I would call out a length for him to cut I would ask for 5 foot 23 inches

50 percent of the time it works everytime

I'm also surprised they are not measuring you in hummingbirds... it's more accurate than hamsters

Well I'm 3'40'' so what?

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I wonder if Chanel No. 5 is even close to that expensive to produce or if it's entirely just an exclusivity thing.

They were (are) so evil it's easy to forget how clownish they also were (are). Or is it klownish?

This ~piece of art~ could sell for millions at a museum in a couple hundred years. Keep it and pass it down to your grandkids

Yeah but it just drains your bank accounts and gives you like 400 gumballs